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no u

*shoots Kai*

Walk it off, you pussy. And if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. I've yet to see a revolver with the power of Ichival. Or this crossbow here.

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*Shoots Furetchen through the heart*

I know, right.

Ow.

Hit points are a strange and wonderful thing. Now c'mere and I'll show you how a real man fights.

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Fair enough. Now practice with this sword made out of meat for twenty hours. Only when you have mastered the sword will we talk.

The true Chrome Knight is a master of all weapons.

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...Six of clubs again. For sake of argument, lessay you picked the three of hearts.

You have been inducted into the Chrome Knights, as a first level squire. MY squire. Anyone fucks with you, they fuck with us, and we sort 'em out.

*Hands over a blue-hilted longsword, a la FFT Knight* This blade is yours. It's ceremonial, and cuts down foes pretty nicely too.

Now. You gotta learn to fight mounted. There's your mount *points to a massive horse*. Get on with it. I'mma order Thai.

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