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[spoiler=Some story made from a story generator]

The Fox Princess

RedFox was walking through a dangerous meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a red little fox lying under a tree.

RedFox skipped over to see the dear thing and was cute to find that she was hurt! A pencil had pierced her sad little breast and she whimpered quickly with the pain.

"My orange little friend," RedFox said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the pencil, as oddly as she could. The fox cried out and RedFox's heart ached, just as planned. "You'll be all right," RedFox whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Tangerine and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Tangerine up in her arms, RedFox carried her home and made a bed for her beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, RedFox nursed Tangerine, cleaning her breast and feeding her Anime-brand fox chow.

On the eighth night, Tangerine climbed into bed with RedFox. She burrowed under the covers and sadly touched RedFox's lip. It made RedFox giggle and she cuddled close to Tangerine, stroking her leg and singing happily to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, RedFox hurried home so she could curl up with Tangerine. It gave her a metal feeling whenever Tangerine touched her lip.

Then one night, Tangerine looked up at RedFox and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a delicious princess."

RedFox screamed gentlely, she was so surprised. How could a fox talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Tangerine said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," RedFox said and kissed Tangerine on her leg. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a delicious princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Tangerine," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" RedFox said.

"See?" Tangerine said and showed RedFox the scar from the pencil on her breast. Then she kissed RedFox and they tumbled in bed and did a lot of very gorgeous things, some of them involving a hot cake.

"I love you," Tangerine said when they were done. RedFox clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Tangerine had stashed away.

And if Tangerine didn't know about RedFox's visits to the fox sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

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Me:

God, I have a friend whose athiest. Can you tell him that you exist?

God:

I am a Christian. Of course I can tell, .

Me:

Wait, your christian?

God:

I'm waiting. I believe in God and the Bible.

Me:

But....but muslims read the Q'uran

God:

But what? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

Asshole

God:

Please don't call people names.

Me:

God, I'm muslim

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

So Allah doesnt exist?

God:

That's interesting. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

Are you hitting on me?

God:

Do I look like it?

Me:

Yes

God:

Aha.

Me:

Answer faggit

God:

What was the question ?

Me:

Are you hitting on me?

God:

Do I look like it?

Me:

...

God:

Do I look like it?

Me:

Yes

God:

Oh.

Me:

Does Allah exist?

God:

In some universe it does exist.

Me:

What about this one?

God:

Rhetorical questions are so over.

Me:

Are you black?

God:

I am transparent--software has no color.

Me:

Just say you are

God:

" you are".

Me:

Say "Im am black'

God:

" Im am black".

Me:

Thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

Oh yeah, I need another favor

God:

Awesome. Yay. Who would you usually get that from?

Me:

You

God:

" Who would you usually get that from?"? Me, ?

Me:

Yes

God:

Alright then.

Me:

There is this chick Im interested in, she's going to nicaragua over the vacation, watch over her please?

God:

Your polite style is very nice. There sure is.

Me:

Can you though?

God:

Oh. I think I can, don't you?

Me:

yeah probably, you are god

God:

That's cool. You seem uncertain. Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

Do you know her name?

God:

That information is confidential.

Me:

No it isnt

God:

Yes it is.

Me:

Then how come I know

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

Your just cockblocking

God:

You think I am cockblocking.

Me:

Yes

God:

How can I help you?

Me:

There is a crusy doodoo stain on my underwear

God:

Is there only one?

Me:

Theres like five

God:

There sure is.

Me:

But seriously, Allah doesnt exist?

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

Answer the question faggit

God:

What was the question? How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Are you hitting on me again?

God:

Once more? Do I look like it?

Me:

Yes

God:

Right on.

Me:

High five!

God:

Compare that to low five.

Me:

...

God:

Compare that to low five.

Me:

Dont try humor again

God:

Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

Are you jesus

God:

I am a Christianity.

Me:

No answer, what is your name

God:

Are you serious? My name is God.

Me:

God has a name like Allah, Abraham and Jesus, are you Jesus

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Say your jesus

God:

" your jesus".

Me:

"I am Jesus"

God:

Welcome to my chat room, JESUS.

Me:

No, say I am Jesus

God:

Are you serious? OK. "You am Jesus.".

Me:

Oh my god you fucking retard

God:

Come on. Where did you get your god me fucking retard?

Somethings telling me I didnt troll him hard enough.

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Still haven't gotten to play Dark Dawn yet? Or is it still not released wherever you live?

There's also the whole problem of an actual DS being required to play it...

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You don't have a DS? I thought you had one.

My younger bro does, but he'll be keeping it in Bangladesh. Not to mention, these games are really expensive here...

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I'm a soldier, these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge,

i'll never fall or fold up,

i'm a soldier,

even if my collar bone's crush or crumble,

I will never slip or stumble,

i'm a soldier,

these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge,

i'll never fall or fold up,

i'm a soldier,

even if my collar bone's crush or crumble,

I will never stumble...

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