Rodykitty Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 (edited) Please sign up here. If you are a planetary system confronted with the obligation to join under the authority of our control, you will not be given a choice or any options, with the exception of facing interplanetary military action or, under extreme conditions, complete destruction by the Death Star's anti-planet ray. If you are a citizen already living on an Imperial controlled government, you may sign up to enroll as an Imperial Stormtrooper. Benefits of becoming a Stormtrooper include: - No training required. You are given a blaster and expected to follow orders. - Promising health care under the condition that you polish your own Plastoid armor of blaster marks and that your missions are successful. Failure to complete your missions, even if you comeback alive but injured is grounds for denial of medicinal funding. If you are here to sign up to become an Imperial Starpilot, you will receive training through Simulated Reality training exercises that imitate the wars that have taken place in the Lylat System. You will be briefed and conditioned to shoot down incompetent Rebel Alliance type craft, and will be issued low end combat Starfighters, and will be expected to be able to dodge any and all fire. In the event you do not wish to become an Imperial Stormtrooper or Starpilot, and do not partake in other activities beneficial to the Empire (which may include trading, crime organizations aiding our cause, mercenary or bounty hunter services, or simply informing stationed Stormtroopers of information that will help them on their, and the Empire's, tasks), you may be eligible to be drafted and added to our numbers. Further refusal will brand you as a rebel, and your living stations, and the organizations about you will be investigated for further Rebel activity. Thank you, and have a nice day. Edited November 5, 2009 by FE3 Player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 (edited) Imperial officer on deck. Edited November 5, 2009 by Generic Officer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 And here I was expecting a LoGH reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 The Rebel Fighters are in range. Sigma Squadron stands ready, awaiting your command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 The Rebel Fighters are in range. Sigma Squadron stands ready, awaiting your command. Sigma Squadron attack! Intensify the forward batteries. I don't want anything to get through. Intensify forward firepower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanger Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "I am a jedi like my father before me" *tie fighter rams into luke* *Luke skywalker explodes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 *tie fighter rams into luke**Luke skywalker explodes* Your incompetency shall not be rewarded, even if it did potentially ensure that we win the war. We were under orders to capture Luke Skywalker, not kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Suicide pilot on deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 Suicide pilot on deck Your ability to hit targets will be truly noted and set an example for all expendable resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Suicide pilot on deck Your ability to hit targets will be truly noted and set an example for all expendable resources. For the Empire! Flies and crashed into an X-wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanger Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Suicide pilot on deck Your ability to hit targets will be truly noted and set an example for all expendable resources. For the Empire! Flies and crashed into an X-wing. *Crash A-wing into star destroyer window* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 Suicide pilot on deck Your ability to hit targets will be truly noted and set an example for all expendable resources. For the Empire! Flies and crashed into an X-wing. *Crash A-wing into star destroyer window* (I hate that guy! Ruined an entire Star Destroyer!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 An other empire! Gee wiz. Wonder how many empires there are now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 OHEYLOOKATIMEPARADOX- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Francis York Morgan Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 And here I was expecting a LoGH reference. So was I.Anyway obligatory image: DEATH TO THE REBEL SCUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 One more Death Star bites the dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 My Lord, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed. Com Scan has detected an energy field protecting an area of the sixth planet of the Hoth System. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 OHEYLOOKATIMEPARADOX- I don't understand what you're trying to say here. That's an E-Wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I am of Mandalorian decent, and since Mandalore is under control of the empire and all, I will become a storm trooper. yey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 The Galactic Empire produced approximately 25,000 Imperial I & II Class Star Destroyers, and millions of other large vessels. They annexed thousands of planets and swept most resistance under the rug. They have trillions of soldiers, engineers, and cannon fodder goons. Until the Clone Wars, all the Republic had were local garrisons and a few heavily armed freighters. Empire>Everything else Funny... I wanted to change my Xbox Live Gamertag to "Imperial Phoenix" instead of "JG Phoenix" but I'm only allowed to go up to 15 characters. "Imperial Phoenix" is sixteen ;_; and yes the space is necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoNameAtAll Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Best Empire Thread out of them all. Kudos, FE3 Player. Kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 FE4 Thread is the best empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 OHEYLOOKATIMEPARADOX- I don't understand what you're trying to say here. That's an E-Wing. E-Wings didn't exist until the collapse of the empire. Thus, an E-Wing being used in the Galactic Empire Thread would create a time paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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