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1/5 That doesn't even sound like one!

The idea is that you keep drinking until either she wants you to fuck her or she passes out, in which case you also fuck her. Or just slip something in her drink so she passes out right away.

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1/5 That doesn't even sound like one!

The idea is that you keep drinking until either she wants you to fuck her or she passes out, in which case you also fuck her. Or just slip something in her drink so she passes out right away.

I change my rating:

2.5/5, good idea, but it could backfire horribly.

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1/5 That doesn't even sound like one!

The idea is that you keep drinking until either she wants you to fuck her or she passes out, in which case you also fuck her. Or just slip something in her drink so she passes out right away.

I change my rating:

2.5/5, good idea, but it could backfire horribly.

Take 50% water.

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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

5/5 for making me lol.

But that's not that hard to do. :/

I must say he's been owned.

"Your place or mine? Tell you what; I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tails at yours".

"You're like a prize-mount bass: I don't know if I should mount you or eat you".

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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

5/5 for making me lol.

But that's not that hard to do. :/

Well, now it's 1/5 for insulting me.

But he's right.

Damn right.

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"Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hold your own child in your arms? I can make that happen."

Ha ha

2/5

"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

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"Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hold your own child in your arms? I can make that happen."

Ha ha

2/5

"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

Dude. Rhinos don't fuck around.

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