Tangerine Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Only on Serenes does a thread about killing pedophiles turn into a conversation about suicide.Probably a connection somewhere in there. No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 OH my god people please just let it die. Wait, I'm not helping. Damn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You almost stabbed a guy.. with your penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I was thinking that this story would be cool if you'd actually gone through with it, but then I remembered that when Americans on the internet say "katana" they mean stainless steel bullshit they bought in Chinatown that aren't any better at cutting than a letter opener, and even worst at stabbing. Even though it's in an obviously false topic, the misuse of the word or maybe the decline in the quality of edged weapons over the years annoys me. inb4 Bel-Air That's what I thought when I saw the topic title. I was pretty disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Teach us, oh wise samurai, the way of the sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 That's what I thought when I saw the topic title. I was pretty disappointed. Why, because Will Smith is black and that's the theme song for his show?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 The theme song is kick*ss all the way. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) Why, because Will Smith is black and that's the theme song for his show?! Not at all. It used to be a meme that people would post topics with titles and sometimes even many paragraphs of text describing a story, ostensibly from real life but usually clearly made-up, that would lead into mom getting scared and sending the poster to live with an auntie and uncle in Bel-Air, and then end with the rest of the lyrics from the theme song. In case you didn't know. I posted more than a dozen topics of this variety on various boards back in 2006 and 2007. Edited December 10, 2009 by Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Uh huh, sure. We both know you just assumed that Will Smith would be stabbing someone because he's black. Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 No, no, you're reading me all wrong! I have lots of respect for black people, I even have a lot of black friends. Like, uh... Yokaiknight! And Emerald Jealously. See? I'm not intolerant at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 How do I know you're not just pretending to be friends with them because you're afraid they'll stab you? You've been exposed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I'm black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Actually, I'm very comfortable with black people even though I wouldn't want one touching my daughter. I've never thought a racist thought in my life, and I can prove it. I'm black. Friends don't !bomb each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sure they do. I'm not black btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah, your picture is in the first post of a stickied thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I'm rather relieved nobody bel-air'd yet. Shows how far... the internet... has... Forget it, no it hasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Next time you should tank while your sister DPS with Crossbow. Preferably enchanted with Sagefire. This is a Fire Emblem forum. Therefore, he should build up a support with his sister, especially if they have good affinities. Go to schools at 3 PM and dodgetank children crossing the road, too. Then go all 1-P Micky-Eddie tactics on the pedo next time. Don't forget Nihil on both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 That's the problem though, he's supporting her with Wind and she gets Dark. And since she already has a base 12 SPD, she doesn't need the extra boost in AVO. He could use it, since he's very, very slow. However, their support rate won't grow too fast either; you may as well support doom with Fia; at least she's lacking ACC while she's using axes. And by axes I mean balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 That's the problem though, he's supporting her with Wind and she gets Dark. And since she already has a base 12 SPD, she doesn't need the extra boost in AVO. He could use it, since he's very, very slow. However, their support rate won't grow too fast either; you may as well support doom with Fia; at least she's lacking ACC while she's using axes. And by axes I mean balls. Life consists of very long Defend chapters. You can't make it go faster. So they should have plenty of time to build up a support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) reminds me of last week when I almost ignored somebody knocking on the door out of laziness turns out my mums car rolled of the drive and almost decapitated a lamppost so naturally I seized their throne house Edited December 10, 2009 by mikethfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 That's the problem though, he's supporting her with Wind and she gets Dark. And since she already has a base 12 SPD, she doesn't need the extra boost in AVO. He could use it, since he's very, very slow. However, their support rate won't grow too fast either; you may as well support doom with Fia; at least she's lacking ACC while she's using axes. And by axes I mean balls. Life consists of very long Defend chapters. You can't make it go faster. So they should have plenty of time to build up a support. But you can only have one support per chapter, and it would take doom to tank while sister can arrow guys in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I'm rather relieved nobody bel-air'd yet. Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oujay Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 (edited) man that must be freaky! my friend's dad had the a simmilar experiance. Edited December 12, 2009 by Oujay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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