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Eirika can shack up with:

Seth, the suave Silver Knight

The sensitive artist Forde

The mystic intellectual Saleh

The brilliant tactician Innes

Her Heterosexual Life Partner Tana

or act on her forbidden incestuous crush on Ephraim.

Compare this to Ephraim who can end up with:

Myrrh, a loli dragon-girl he can't touch

Tana, an annoying princess with the brain of a five-year-old

L'Aracahel, a prude who would rather go play Sailor Moon.

or act on his forbidden incestuous crush on Eirika

Roy would laugh.

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Eirika can shack up with:

Seth, the suave Silver Knight

The sensitive artist Forde

The mystic intellectual Saleh

The brilliant tactician Innes

Her Heterosexual Life Partner Tana

or act on her forbidden incestuous crush on Ephraim.

Compare this to Ephraim who can end up with:

Myrrh, a loli dragon-girl he can't touch

Tana, an annoying princess with the brain of a five-year-old

L'Aracahel, a prude who would rather go play Sailor Moon.

or act on his forbidden incestuous crush on Eirika

Roy would laugh.

Overrated as hell. You delusional fans make me sick or either piss me off.

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Overrated as hell. You delusional fans make me sick or either piss me off.

I think he's just counting ._.

He's not going the "distance" that some people would...

Like... let's say...

in their FE7 playthrough... Pairs up Hector with Florina, and Eliwood with Fiora...

In FE6, pairs up Roy and Lilina...

Think of that for a second ._.

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The sensitive artist Forde

Yeah, they can spend their days shopping and doing their nails.

The mystic intellectual Saleh

Considering Eirika doesn't look like a 10 year old boy, I don't think this relationship would last too long.

The brilliant tactician Innes

He has a gay name.

Her Heterosexual Life Partner Tana

Tana prefers banging her gay brother.

or act on her forbidden incestuous crush on Ephraim.

This is the only right answer.

Compare this to Ephraim who can end up with:

Tana, an annoying princess with the brain of a five-year-old

What happened to her being a life partner with Eirika? Ephraim doesn't need her anyway.

L'Aracahel, a prude who would rather go play Sailor Moon.

She's aroused by naked shoulders, do you really think she'd go too far away from him?

or act on his forbidden incestuous crush on Eirika

This will happen... When Ephraim is done banging all the other girls in the game. So what if they have no supports? That's just if they wanna spend their lives together. Ephraim can do whatever he pleases and then go home to his sister once he's done.

Roy would laugh.

Most of his potential wives are ugly anyway.

or act on his forbidden incestuous crush on Eirika

Overrated as hell. You delusional fans make me sick or either piss me off.

lol you piss your pants at anything different, even if it's clearly a joke

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Why would a fucking ice dragon...just forget it. :facepalm:

But yeah. It's basically how it's interpreted by the fans. Sacred Stones puts it out there the most, imo.

Memorable quotes:

from Eirika/Innes A-level support:

:Innes: : "With a man like him [Ephraim] around, I can see why you show no interest in suitors."

Basically saying that any male suitor would have to compete with Ephraim for Eirika's interest.

from Eirika/Ephraim A-level support:

Ephraim: "I know better than anyone how you feel, dear sister. Ever since we were born... No, even before... We two have always been together. And together... we will always stay."

Eirika: "Yes, dear brother..."

This doesn't necesarily have to be interpreted as Brother Sister Incest, though.

from Eirika/Ephraim paired ending:

"Busy days awaited Eirika and Ephraim as they struggled to rebuild Renais. Their work gave new hope to those ravaged by the war, and with Eirika's constant help, Ephraim grew to be a trusted and honorable king."

The implied BroSis incest thing between Eirika and Ephraim is kind of overblown. Admittedly, Nintendo did bowdlerize much of it, but there remains enough subext to perhaps warrant the implications.

And then there's my favorite piece of dialogue in the game:

:Valter: : "Mmm... I've been waiting for you, Eirika!"

:Eirika: : "Who are you?"

:Valter: : "Have you forgotten? We met once at Castle Renais. No? Look closely, Eirika. Do you not remember the face of he who will master you?"

:Eirika: : "Wha!?"

:Valter: : "Yes, resist. It's much more fun for me that way. Come, Eirika. I should like to tame you."

Here, it is made quite clear just what Valter plans to do to Eirika, and she pretty much gets the hint. I mean, how else can you "master" and "tame" a woman?

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Why would a fucking ice dragon...just forget it. :facepalm:

With every kind of reference in this whole game series, would you REALLY be surprised at the pairings? ._.

You yourself just posted a bunch about the things IS put in Fire Emblem...

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And then there's my favorite piece of dialogue in the game:

:Valter: : "Mmm... I've been waiting for you, Eirika!"

:Eirika: : "Who are you?"

:Valter: : "Have you forgotten? We met once at Castle Renais. No? Look closely, Eirika. Do you not remember the face of he who will master you?"

:Eirika: : "Wha!?"

:Valter: : "Yes, resist. It's much more fun for me that way. Come, Eirika. I should like to tame you."

Here, it is made quite clear just what Valter plans to do to Eirika, and she pretty much gets the hint. I mean, how else can you "master" and "tame" a woman?

At least Eirika is nearing adulthood:

*Clarine appears*

Clarine

"What is this room? Where is my brother Klein?"

Narshen

"Welcome, Lady Clarine."

Clarine

"Who might you be?"

Narshen

"I am Narshen, one of Bern's Three Dragon Lords. My Lady, I shall play with

you instead of your brother. Hehehe..."

Clarine

*laughs*

Narshen

"? What is so amusing, my Lady?"

Clarine

"You? Instead of my brother? Take a good look in the mirror. Your clothing,

your hair, your speech...every aspect of you completely lacks finesse."

Narshen

"Lacks finesse!? Me, lacking finesse!?"

Clarine

"Comparing you and my brother is like comparing a turkey to a peacock!"

Narshen

"You, you vermin!! Saying that I lack finesse, of all things!!"

*A Soldier appears*

Soldier

"Sir Narshen, I have just received a report that Castle Araphen has been

retaken by the enemy!"

Narshen

"What! What happened to Slater?"

Soldier

"Er...his whereabouts are unknown, sir. The enemy has been reported as being

Roy, son of the Duke of Pherae."

Narshen

"Damn! Lord Eric, lock the girl up in some cell. I shall have much 'fun' with

her when I return! You, close down the highroad leading to Ostia. This Roy

figure might pass by."

Soldier

"Yes sir!"

Not only are Narshen's intentions clearly to rape Clarine, it dances around the subject of Clarine and Klein.

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I know it's a joke...it's just that arguing with Robert it's already hard to decide what and what's not.

Why don't you like that hypotesis, Soul? It IS credible.

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Like... let's say...

in their FE7 playthrough... Pairs up Hector with Florina, and Eliwood with Fiora...

In FE6, pairs up Roy and Lilina...

Think of that for a second ._.

Pretty sure that was brought up loads of times before. The response was usually "Play FE4".

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Like... let's say...

in their FE7 playthrough... Pairs up Hector with Florina, and Eliwood with Fiora...

In FE6, pairs up Roy and Lilina...

Think of that for a second ._.

Pretty sure that was brought up loads of times before. The response was usually "Play FE4".

And you're also forgetting Hector can be paired with Farina.

Just letting you know.

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Yeah, but the only ones supporting FioraxEliwood will be Al & Ray. <_<

No one would want Fiora with her crappy affinity, we prefer NinianxEliwood, the same goes with Lyndis whom she's better of with Hector due to Rath's joining time.

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Yeah, but the only ones supporting FioraxEliwood will be Al & Ray. <_<

No one would want Fiora with her crappy affinity, we prefer NinianxEliwood, the same goes with Lyndis whom she's better of with Hector due to Rath's joining time.

@bolded: which one? Because I know that I don't.

And Lyndis, IMO, can at least get a B with Eliwood, because she does have one thing Fiora doesn't when it comes to supporting Eliwood, constant support effect distance. (The only downside to it that it is as fast as Eliwood X Fiora.) And Fiora, she can get a support with any member of her family or the Caelin cavaliers because of the same constant support effect distance I mentioned. In fact, the only ones who don't really want her are Pent, Eliwood, and Geitz. (Although Farina's downsides are the 20,000 gil needed to recruit her, and the fact that she joins late.)

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Yeah, but the only ones supporting FioraxEliwood will be Al & Ray. <_<

No one would want Fiora with her crappy affinity, we prefer NinianxEliwood, the same goes with Lyndis whom she's better of with Hector due to Rath's joining time.

Why do you think I envy Eli? ._.

It's because my pairings in my game are:

Nini x Eliwood

Florina x Hector

Lyn x Rath

Fiora x Kent

Nino x Jaffar

I can't remember the rest ._.

I hella don't support Eli x Fiora, though it WOULD be the only other plausible one to me... I mean... "Illian Flower" wouldn't make sense for Lyn IMHO...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tyaRfE7dwY

^Marcus mentions to Lilina what Eliwood did for his never clarified wife^

On another tangent, despite Marth being the ONLY clearly paired Lord, he's the victim of some people in the UNLV game room saying, "Marth isn't gay... he's just straight challenged..."

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Why do you think I envy Eli? ._.

It's because my pairings in my game are:

Nini x Eliwood

Florina x Hector

Lyn x Rath

Fiora x Kent

Nino x Jaffar

I can't remember the rest ._.

Bolded is what you shouldn't even be working on when wanting paired endings, AND wanting to rank the game or work through the game ASAP.

And certain things happen when Lyndis is paired with her boyfriend instead of Rath anyways. *coughcoughicannothitawomanilostmyhearttocoughcough* *coughcoughdontdiepleasehectordontcoughcough*

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@bolded: which one? Because I know that I don't.

But you still make the possibility of Ninian being Roy's mother less possible to taking the fact that Fiora is. :\

I hella don't support Eli x Fiora, though it WOULD be the only other plausible one to me... I mean... "Illian Flower" wouldn't make sense for Lyn IMHO...

I never said you envied him.

Also, I look back to Ninian & Fiora's nature, you see that Fiora isn't realy the type of woman that likes to go sight-seeing or enjoys the wonders of life to much, that's just like Kent.

Now Ninian, she travels alot, she could've liked those flowers because also as a reminder of her birthplace, so Eliwood took some of them for her. :D

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@bolded: which one? Because I know that I don't.

But you still make the possibility of Ninian being Roy's mother less possible to taking the fact that Fiora is. :\

How the heck do I do this? Unless you're referring to my support recommendations, which is something that came about from me reading the debaters' comments. The only reason why I didn't speak for it when giving out said recommendations was because the majority of FE fans that supported it was so great, that I'd just be an echo when recommending it if the person wants to rank or finish ASAP when wanting to get a support ending. Edited by LittleAl
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Sometimes you came to the conclusion that you don't like most pairings like EliwoodxNinian, so that's why you said a few times that his mother could be Fiora.

And the same was with Flo-chanxHector.

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Sometimes you came to the conclusion that you don't like most pairings like EliwoodxNinian, so that's why you said a few times that his mother could be Fiora.

And the same was with Flo-chanxHector.

A few things I want to point out here:

I never said I was against Eliwood X Ninian, quite the opposite really. Ever since getting their supports, I have always been a supporter of that pair. The only reason why I said what I said was because the "Word of God" hasn't been said yet.

I won't deny that I hate Florina X Hector however. And I'm gonna stop there before this gets derailed any further.

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