blah the Prussian Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Because both dared to oppose the great Napoleon. Why was Woodrow Wilson such a prick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berbasaur Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 ive eaten chips with bug pictures, cockroaches are bugs WHY IS POKEMON FLYING RATS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izhuark Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Because of underground tortopod of course... what is your quest ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Dragon. Why is Sigurd broken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaldson0 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Because they did not want you to use anyone else. Why give julias greatsheild? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 *scratches head at which product of incest he's on about* Why give my badge a bad waifu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackzero Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Because why not? What is the square root of cherry pie+bananas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Banana pi. Why do most lords have blue hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 B/c = reptilians Why do the wheels on the bus go round and round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 All day long. Why is Mario a plumber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tragonight Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Because Roy forgot to invent the lightning bolt. Why did Chrom marry Firefox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respite&Nepenthe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 So he could give birth to Lucina in time. Why am I on fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Magical dragons! Why can't bananas fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respite&Nepenthe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 They're too conformist. They just want to stick to their bros. Judging from the trajectory of the moon and the sun, and factoring in wind resistance, if Sarah drop a parallelogram from a helicopter at X height, moving 65 mph,how many cartons of milk can she purchase with one chupacabra's soul and a bag of marbles and rare Pokemon cards on a Sunday at 3:46 p.m. EST, and will she arrive to the party on time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tragonight Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pedro does not have enough apples. Why do fish walk on trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Because chicken can't fly. Why do dinosaurs eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Because the universe is broken. How does FE4 Chapter 5 go the way it goes? EDIT: Ninja'd. Edited July 22, 2015 by Darrman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respite&Nepenthe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Slowly and monotonous. *falls to knees* Whyyyyyyyyyyy?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Because life. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respite&Nepenthe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Because common sense. Who invented cherry pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Bananas. What is the square root of tea+cookies-napkins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respite&Nepenthe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Classy English gentlemanly tea party. Why are wisdom teeth so stupid they don't know how to come in right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Because they're smartasses. Why do butlers butle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respite&Nepenthe Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Because maids don't maidle. (Even I'm sorry about that one) WHO BROKE INTO MY HOUSE?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yari Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Hector! Why do shippers ship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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