Komeiji Koishi Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 They can be jerks sometimes. Why does stuff cost money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Because money is the TRUE antagonist of life. Why hasn't ice cars been invented yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 DURR-HURR-HURR-HURRR.... Why is Link mute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCrazy Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Someone pressed the mute button. Why does pizza taste good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Because pizza is god tier. Why do AI fights in SCV almost always end up one sided for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Of Twilight Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Je ne sais pas. (I don't know in French) Why is it unadvisable to swim in lava? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo Why does water exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Of Twilight Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 So the fishies can meet more fishes. Why is the earth round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Because Galactus only eats round things. How are people born with unnatural hair color? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinori Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Because Galactus only eats round things. How are people born with unnatural hair color? Because people swallor die whle they are pregnant and it fuses with their hair. It's fucking magical. Why do most women have some sort of mental issue?(This counts as stupid, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Of Twilight Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 We don't. -_- Why doesn't 2 plus two equal fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinori Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I disagree. Also that's because it equals cat. Why do I only one mouth and two hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Of Twilight Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 You're amusing. lol Because God decided to. Why does spongebob live in a pineapple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinori Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Because squidward lives in a rock aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA. SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS. WHY AM I SO COLD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Of Twilight Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Because the chipmunks living nearby put ice down your pants. Why do people not have midevil weapons anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinori Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 (edited) Okay those freakign chipmunks need to die. Freaking alvin. Probably because everyone got the newevil weapons. Actually that's a bad joke let's go with something else. Actually I can't think of anything better cause I'm tired and haven't slept in forever. I think I'm going to sleep now. QUESTION TO ASK BEFORE I LEAVE. 1. How am I amusing? You're rude. =| (Not really) 2. (In all seriousness dumb question) What happens if you get scared half to death....twice? Edited January 7, 2013 by Shinori Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SisterOfMarth98 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Google it. Why is January going so slow?! (I'm waitin' for FE13) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Because Viewtiful Joe used the slow mo move on January. What is a miserable little pile of secrets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SisterOfMarth98 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Something I keep in that box full of Marth mugshots. Self-explanatory Why did I bump this thread up after 3 years of no posts/replies?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 42! What's one way to kill a fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SisterOfMarth98 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Pluck it's wings off and roll it over with a toy car. Who invented the cereal bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 George Washington, doi. What is the internet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhosteon Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 42. Why do I like Paris so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Because he's French. Why has almost no one heard of Baten Kaitos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhosteon Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) Never bothered to look it up. Where are my waffles? Edited January 16, 2013 by TheGhosteon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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