Luminothe Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) Because my poopies take so long, I have a variety of activities I enjoy during the waiting and wipind stages(For those who have forgotten or not seen the first topic, my usual poops take 3 hours. ! hour to get all the constipation out, a half hour of waiting, another hour of diahreah, and a last half hour of wiping). Firstly, I enjoy reading manga. For some reaso, manga is slightly more enjoyable on the toilet then when I'm not. It is always exciting to get the next issue of shonen jump in the mail on a day I have to poop. Secondly, if I am feeling hyperactive, I dance around the bathroom, swing from towel bars and shower curtain bars, jump up and down on the rim of the bathtub, and pretend to ballroom dance with my shower head while kissing it. I also enjoy my broken ds, as the screen is half detatched, and it makes funny noises its not supposed to. If I am really bored, I just decide to do one of my favorite regular pastimes. That being, licking the walls. The moral of this story is, poop can be fun if you set your mind to it. Edited December 30, 2009 by Luminothe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Oh, Luminothe...you're such a bizarre character, haha XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You should drink more water, and eat Raisin Bran. Oh, you should take it easy, if you're calm you won't be constipated. And exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) Just wondering, how many of these topics are you going to make? Dang, Emerald ninja'd me. :( Edited December 30, 2009 by Bryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Because my poopies take so long, I have a variety of activities I enjoy during the waiting and wipind stages(For those who have forgotten or not seen the first topic, my usual poops take 3 hours. ! hour to get all the constipation out, a half hour of waiting, another hour of diahreah, and a last half hour of wiping). Firstly, I enjoy reading manga. For some reaso, manga is slightly more enjoyable on the toilet then when I'm not. It is always exciting to get the next issue of shonen jump in the mail on a day I have to poop. Secondly, if I am feeling hyperactive, I dance around the bathroom, swing from towel bars and shower curtain bars, jump up and down on the rim of the bathtub, and pretend to ballroom dance with my shower head while kissing it. I also enjoy my broken ds, as the screen is half detatched, and it makes funny noises its not supposed to. If I am really bored, I just decide to do one of my favorite regular pastimes. That being, licking the walls. The moral of this story is, poop can be fun if you set your mind to it. No Comment You are really messed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 My troll sense is tingling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 My troll sense is tingling. That's me. Luminothe is just some weird kid. Let him be, he'll get banned eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 No, he won't. He isn't trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 He does put up the title of what he's doing. you go in the topic knowing what you're going to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=17345&view=findpost&p=676401 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I have two thing to say: 1) Eat more fibre, it shouldn't take you hours to poo! 2) We don't want to hear about your shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=17345&view=findpost&p=676401 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) You should drink more water, and eat Raisin Bran. Oh, you should take it easy, if you're calm you won't be constipated. And exercise. Don't forget eating lots of fruits and vegetables. EDIT: By the way, uh yeah, you will get haemorrhoids if you sit for so long. Edited December 30, 2009 by Nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Huh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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