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*Ferretts the Marksman and my two ferrets attack, forming a support triangle, with Ferretts shooting from distance.*

AR-EN-GEEEEEE!

*Stabs twice, Adept, stabs twice.*

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Ha! Delivers 210 attack power twice, targetting resistance and defense seperately. I think that's about 200 damage or more.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

You missed. Twice.

As a contractor my abilities improve significantly. I have 100 display hit on you.

Too bad I'm telepathically communicating with you at 100 range. I left way back when I said "option number 4". Even if you could hit me, you pulled double 101s from the RNG. :)

If this is the welcome I get from frenemies, I don't want to know how my actual friends would treat me. :(

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Ha! Delivers 210 attack power twice, targetting resistance and defense seperately. I think that's about 200 damage or more.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

You missed. Twice.

As a contractor my abilities improve significantly. I have 100 display hit on you.

Too bad I'm telepathically communicating with you at 100 range. I left way back when I said "option number 4". Even if you could hit me, you pulled double 101s from the RNG. :)

If this is the welcome I get from frenemies, I don't want to know how my actual friends would treat me. :(

Except as a contractor I can ignore the RN and I have 99 move.

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Ha! Delivers 210 attack power twice, targetting resistance and defense seperately. I think that's about 200 damage or more.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You missed. Twice.

As a contractor my abilities improve significantly. I have 100 display hit on you.

Too bad I'm telepathically communicating with you at 100 range. I left way back when I said "option number 4". Even if you could hit me, you pulled double 101s from the RNG. :)

If this is the welcome I get from frenemies, I don't want to know how my actual friends would treat me. :(

ALRIGHT THAT'S IT BULLSHIT

*lowers RP's stats too -9000*

FUCKING KILL HIM DAMMIT

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It's not aggresiveness on my part, I just think you'll be eaten elsewhere. It ain't safe past these walls.

Naw, That's why I brought my Rudol gems. They ought to keep me nice and safe.

Not when I change your defense and resistance to 0.

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THIS IS FUN

MY BLADE WANTS DRAGON BLOOD

Sure, but that's quite the compensatory sword you've got if it can hit at 100 range. :lol: :lol:

*Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp*

Hello.

ASTRALUNASOL!CRITICAL!MISTOLTIN!SLASH

It's not aggresiveness on my part, I just think you'll be eaten elsewhere. It ain't safe past these walls.

Naw, That's why I brought my Rudol gems. They ought to keep me nice and safe.

Nope no Rudol Gems.

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THIS IS FUN

MY BLADE WANTS DRAGON BLOOD

Sure, but that's quite the compensatory sword you've got if it can hit at 100 range. :lol: :lol:

*Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp*

Hello.

ASTRALUNASOL!CRITICAL!MISTOLTIN!SLASH

Sorry, I'm over here now. :P

It's not aggresiveness on my part, I just think you'll be eaten elsewhere. It ain't safe past these walls.

Naw, That's why I brought my Rudol gems. They ought to keep me nice and safe.

Nope no Rudol Gems.

You're right. That's why I invented this super rudol gem which increases my defense and resistance by 30 each.

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THIS IS FUN

MY BLADE WANTS DRAGON BLOOD

Sure, but that's quite the compensatory sword you've got if it can hit at 100 range. :lol: :lol:

*Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp*

Hello.

ASTRALUNASOL!CRITICAL!MISTOLTIN!SLASH

Sorry, I'm over here now. :P

It's not aggresiveness on my part, I just think you'll be eaten elsewhere. It ain't safe past these walls.

Naw, That's why I brought my Rudol gems. They ought to keep me nice and safe.

Nope no Rudol Gems.

You're right. That's why I invented this super rudol gem which increases my defense and resistance by 30 each.

*longshot*

ALRIGHT! FD LEVEL3~

ULIR SHOT!!! LEVEL 3

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*Steals super rudol gem.*

See, I'm now a Whisper with 45 Speed.

*Crushes it beneath feet*

And 86 Strength.

*Morphs back into MercenSniper.*

Well, it's too bad that gem weighed 87. :P Why else can only a dragon use it?

Anyway, you've still got to wait 5 turns to change back. I'll be waiting. Somewhere far, far away.

Sees Ulir shot coming. It's 20 spaces away. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2...

It's going to hit!!!

Not a chance :P

Takes one step to the right, dodging.

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*Steals super rudol gem.*

See, I'm now a Whisper with 45 Speed.

*Crushes it beneath feet*

And 86 Strength.

*Morphs back into MercenSniper.*

Well, it's too bad that gem weighed 87. :P Why else can only a dragon use it?

Anyway, you've still got to wait 5 turns to change back. I'll be waiting. Somewhere far, far away.

I just shot you. From that far away. Level three FD can do that.

Also: *shoots goddamn gem*

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*Steals super rudol gem.*

See, I'm now a Whisper with 45 Speed.

*Crushes it beneath feet*

And 86 Strength.

*Morphs back into MercenSniper.*

Well, it's too bad that gem weighed 87. :P Why else can only a dragon use it?

Anyway, you've still got to wait 5 turns to change back. I'll be waiting. Somewhere far, far away.

Sees Ulir shot coming. It's 20 spaces away. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2...

It's going to hit!!!

Not a chance :P

Takes one step to the right, dodging.

It's auto-hit. Also, it moves at the speed of light.

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THIS IS FUN

MY BLADE WANTS DRAGON BLOOD

Sure, but that's quite the compensatory sword you've got if it can hit at 100 range. :lol: :lol:

*Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp**Warp*

Hello.

ASTRALUNASOL!CRITICAL!MISTOLTIN!SLASH

Sorry, I'm over here now. :P

It's not aggresiveness on my part, I just think you'll be eaten elsewhere. It ain't safe past these walls.

Naw, That's why I brought my Rudol gems. They ought to keep me nice and safe.

Nope no Rudol Gems.

You're right. That's why I invented this super rudol gem which increases my defense and resistance by 30 each.

Nope, I did that in 1 motion, you're dead.

Your stats are already -9000 so meh, you still die. *Negates any dragon powers*

If we are bullshitting right now then I'm invincible by the power of bullshit, happy?

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