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Hello, folks. I'm here to present to you Advicemaster Bright Noa. This man has grade-A advice on pretty much anything you can think of, from women to military to what the best soda out there is. Do note, though, that he does not enjoy people wasting his time, and he WILL Bright Slap you if he thinks you're wasting his time. I'll convey his answers as he gives them via Quotes.

Now then, ask away!

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Have you ever watched Nagasarete Airantou?

No, I can't say I have. Don't really care to either, since it looks like another one of those Harem series.

What's that, Gio? Another Suzaku topic? Well, okay.

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Get that douchebag pervert out of here. And what the hell is with that dress? Men don't wear dresses. Ever. And don't say kilts are because they're not dresses, they're skirts.

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Who would win in a fight between Dan Hibiki and Dan Hibiki?

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What did I JUST say? No more Vs questions!

Will the previous poster get slapped by Bright Noa?

Of course.

What if he were not present? :rolleyes:

Then I'd have to hunt him down and slap the shit out of him for being a coward, then slap him again for wasting my time, THEN slap him again for posting another damn Vs question.

Who would win in an arm wrestling contest. Hawkeye or Largo?

Which Largo?

This guy?

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Or this guy?

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Either Way Dan Hibiki still wins.

Why are ships coming out of the base?

A bomb has been detected inside the base. We have a bomb squad inside working on disarming it, but we're evacuating everyone else to be on the safe side.
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Am I above average?

:)

No. However, AEUG's Training facilities have been known to produce above average pilots and captains. Maybe you should train there for a while.

Am I above average?

:)

And if you get around to it, is it possible for all people to be above average?

No, though it is possible to raise the average.
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