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Arrrrright...Well, at least it ain't golf or cricket.

*Throws on Hockey match.*

'And it's the Cincinatti Mice today against the Ultraviolet and Flesh Tone of Owsleyhide...'

'The crowd's getting into the spirit of things here.'

"GOOOO MICE"

"FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!"

"Let's win it for the Piink and Whiiite~"

*The Mice beat the crap out of Owsleyhide*

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*Enters with Fury after court case*

Fury: How did you get out under all of that evidence?

Me: I told them I was mentally unstable and a chronic pyromaniac.

Fury: That's nic-- wait. What?!

Me: Apparently I have to find myself a nice, comfortable asylum.

Fury: What. The. Hell.

Me: I'll take a beer.

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*Asaello taps the beer*

Nice result on the court case. I was gonna point out that I'd been the one to actually attack him with about eleven guys at once.

*Mice score in the background*

He'll probably be suin' me next, anyway.

*Asaello hands over the beer. It's ochre, and smells of perfume.*

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Sweet, now I got something to pin on Dozla. YO DOZLA!

Want any food? It's Goat Night tonight! Goat's free, garnished and comes with extra Lowen.

And no, RP, anyone's free to eat here.

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And no, RP, anyone's free to eat here.

I'm not trying to sue you or anything. If it weren't for your goons trying to steal Nel, we'd almost had a fair fight. Heck, they should've had a 12th man to make it fair.

Oh, and Nel want's some iced tea and I want some onion rings and a water. Here's 100 gold.

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Stealing Nel? It was a representation of the fight going (badly) behind yer back as you waited to see if the fight was still going XD

Thanks fer the gold. Tania, an iced tea an' some onion rings. None of the crap stuff, these guys actually brought money.

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Stealing Nel? It was a representation of the fight going (badly) behind yer back as you waited to see if the fight was still going XD

Well, there are other ways to 'represent' that. You could've said that she'd been getting hurt or something instead...

Thanks fer the gold. Tania, an iced tea an' some onion rings. None of the crap stuff, these guys actually brought money.

Hey, why is this so much better than the food I'm used to here?
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