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Get me a soft drink or a float. Preferably Root Beer or 7-Up.

Also, I wouldn't mind an arena fight as well. I'll decapitate anyone in my way, trust me.

*sends Bruce Lee*

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Bruce Lee has 100 Display Hit, 127 display damage, 100 display critical as he say lol to your items and skills.

You have 0 display hit, 0 display damage, and 0 display critical.

*lloyd is ORKO*

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*Hands RP and Lloyd their orders*

*raises eyebrow at Rein*

The fearless warrior orders strawberry cake? We only serve savoury stuff here. Apart from rhubarb pie. I loove goddamn- what? We do serve cake? Dozla, punch Lowen for me wouldja please?"

*Muffled cry from the kitchen*

Here's yer cake. Don't despoil our image~

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There may be but a barrier means Iced will lose quickly.

I should be the emperor of an empire. It would be called The Communist Empire of Communism.

My stats:

HP: 120

STR: 55

MAG: 60

SKL: 60

SPD: 60

LUK: 60

DEF: 55

RES: 60

Leadership Stars: 50

Movement: 12

Con: 25 w/Wyvern

Aid: 25 w/Wyvern

Movement Stars: 5

Skills: Nihil, Resolve, Wrath, Imbue, Adept, and Cancel

Supports: A Fury, B Blasied

Lover: Fury

Bond: Fury, Blasied, Soul, Sety, Phee

Items:

Swanchika (E)

Communist Weapon

Type: Special

Rnk: * MT: 25 Hit: 250

WT: 1 Crit: 90 RNG: 1-3

Red Envelope (E)

+10 to Strength, +5 to Skill and Speed

Resistance Ring (E)

Shield Ring(E)

Hoplon Guard(E)

Speed Ring(E)

BK-201 Chainknife

Type: Special

Rnk: * MT: 30 Hit: 300

WT: 3 Crit: 150 RNG: 1-50

+30 to Speed and Skill, +20 to Stregnth and Magic, +10 to Defense and Resistance, +5 to Luck.

User can choose whether to attack RES or DEF, negates enemy battle skills before they activate, even enemy Nihil is ignored. Ignores equipped item effects besides statboosts. Quadruples target.

Yes, it is a joke.

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There may be but a barrier means Iced will lose quickly.

I should be the emperor of an empire. It would be called The Communist Empire of Communism.

My stats:

HP: 120

STR: 55

MAG: 60

SKL: 60

SPD: 60

LUK: 60

DEF: 55

RES: 60

Leadership Stars: 50

Movement: 12

Con: 25 w/Wyvern

Aid: 25 w/Wyvern

Movement Stars: 5

Skills: Nihil, Resolve, Wrath, Imbue, Adept, and Cancel

Supports: A Fury, B Blasied

Lover: Fury

Bond: Fury, Blasied, Soul, Sety, Phee

Items:

Swanchika (E)

Communist Weapon

Type: Special

Rnk: * MT: 25 Hit: 250

WT: 1 Crit: 90 RNG: 1-3

Red Envelope (E)

+10 to Strength, +5 to Skill and Speed

Resistance Ring (E)

Shield Ring(E)

Hoplon Guard(E)

Speed Ring(E)

BK-201 Chainknife

Type: Special

Rnk: * MT: 30 Hit: 300

WT: 3 Crit: 150 RNG: 1-50

+30 to Speed and Skill, +20 to Stregnth and Magic, +10 to Defense and Resistance, +5 to Luck.

User can choose whether to attack RES or DEF, negates enemy battle skills before they activate, even enemy Nihil is ignored. Ignores equipped item effects besides statboosts. Quadruples target.

Yes, it is a joke.

And you accuse me of godmodding... :facepalm:

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And you accuse me of godmodding... :facepalm:

Everything is explainable, high stats due to being a communist leader and feeding off the hopes and dreams of people, leadership stars because total control, weapon stats because they are made of armies.

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BK, do you really tolerate our current stats? I know you are nowhere close to a godmod, but I feel you guys have much taken the example of Harudoku by letting yourselves make a contest of who has the best stats, and I despise that seeing as we were the most realistic with our stats.

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