Darros Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) And then Bartre rickrolled everyone. Edited August 13, 2010 by Darros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 After hearing Bartre's incredible rick rolling, we were all brought to tears, so we put down our weapons and quit fighting. The 8 year olds on the GameFAQs side were spared from death. After SF had finished subduing all of the GameFAQ territories, many of the GameFAQers started to quit being so fail, learning from the SFers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) And the world fell into peace again, atleast for a minute because... Edited August 13, 2010 by SlayerX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Some of the GameFAQers could not get over their loss to the SF Army. As the generations passed, some of the SFers began to treat the GameFAQers harshly, forcing them into labor camps. The GameFAQers faced poverty and starvation as their field lay fallow. But, one of the GameFAQers, with silver hair, had had enough..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 And Micaiah was stabbed by LBs Swordmaster army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) After Micaiah's death, the GameFAQers disbanded. Some of them decided to become SF members, blending in so that no one could tell the difference. In the meantime, Shanan, the head of LB's Swordmaster Army, was in love with his female lord. But then a Paladin named Seth began to join the ranks..... Edited August 13, 2010 by Charpig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 And LB was split apart by the two people she loved. While Eirika got really jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Eirika, realizing that Seth could never pay full attention to her while he was trying to outdo his rival Shanan, decided to take down Shanan herself. Eirika went and attacked Shanan, but Shanan easily knocked Sieglinde out of her hands with one flick of the Balmung. Shanan then grabbed Eirika and said "Why is a beautiful girl like you trying to kill me? Please, do not throw away your life." Shanan released Eirika and walked away. Eirika was stunned. She started to fall in love with Shanan..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Then Shanan and Erika had sex. Seth was sad and killed himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 And every bought Arc rise Fantasia beat it and praised it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 But then we realized it wasn't as good as Fire Emblem, so we began to demand that IS make some more Fire Emblems for us (in addition to New Mystery). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 And then 4875869770654636216 new FE games were released just for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 And some JRPGs for the wii :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Serenes Forest could not handle the overflow of Fire Emblem games and JRPGs, so it crashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 And then VASM created new sites for every single FE game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Even so, the internet couldn't handle all the Fire Emblem awesomeness. Little kids would go to bed, seeing grids and Wyvern Riders every time they closed their eyes..... Fire Emblem soon became a cult craze. The developers at IS soon realized that they were powerless to stop their own creation..... The world was once again at the brink of destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 And then Kim Jong Il said "이런 젠장" and proceeded to blow up every major city in the world in order to purge the world from FE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 But the first major place they could think of was their current location. They pressed the button and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Then their first atomic bomb, 무작위 소녀, blew up inside the statue of Kim Jong Il, blowing the head of the statue into the DMZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 People began to wonder what this sign meant. A regime of a mighty dictator, destroyed in one mighty blast..... For a brief moment, people stopped playing Fire Emblem and began to hold candlelight vigils for all the people killed in the blast. In the meantime, a new ruler needed to be chosen for North Korea..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Then nuclear bombs exploded in every single major city in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 And somehow all the fire emblem cartridges, disks, and other FE-related stuff survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd, I'll change my post. Even though Fire Emblem survived, people were still distraught. "Crap! It's the end of the world!" read newspaper headlines. Hazmat crews hurried to disarm the remaining nuclear bombs in the minor cities of the world, before they exploded too. The world was angry at America for invading Iraq, which did not have weapons of mass destruction, as opposed to North Korea, which DID have weapons of mass destruction. Now, this error was about to cost people their dear planet Earth.....Who cared about Fire Emblem, if there was no planet to play it on? Disclaimer: This post in no way expresses the political views of Charpig or any other member of Serenes Forest. Edited August 14, 2010 by Charpig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Then Micaiah came back to life and used her Mary-Sue powers to reverse time to the actual times of Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Except that Fire Emblem, and Micaiah, never existed in real life, causing a paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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