Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd again! Micaiah, with her powers of foresight, strongly warned the SF Army and the GameFAQers not to fight each other. "GameFAQs shall not move!" exclaimed the leader of GameFAQs. Serenes Forest agreed not to fight as well, so they began to live in peace. Micaiah was praised for her great wisdom. Though she seemed reluctant, the people crowned Micaiah as Queen of the World. Edited August 14, 2010 by Charpig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 And then the paradox JB25 mentioned broke GameFAQers, causing them to become corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 The GameFaqers had their minds broken by the paradox, and ended up craving for the blood and livers of their fellow GameFaqs members. Eventually, the GameFaqers wiped each other out, and GameFaqs became a desolate wasteland, barren of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 But the Serenes Forest continued to flourish. Eventually, the barren land of GameFAQs grew crops and trees again. As the years passed, the people noticed how Queen Micaiah didn't seem to age at all.....She looked just as young and beautiful as she was before. But she had given birth to a boy with green/silver hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Then i built a time machine and went back 3 months in time. cookies to who ever gets the reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 (edited) But no one got the reference, therefore no one got cookies. SlayerX, fueled by his jealousy of Queen Micaiah, intended to mess up the future that she created.....through events in the past! Edited August 15, 2010 by Charpig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Meanwhile, a man within the forest hatched a plan to assassinate Queen Micaiah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 But Micaiah used her Mary-Sue powers to become invincible. Everybody... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Queen Micaiah's servants grabbed the assassin and forced him to the ground. But, before they could kill the man, Micaiah asked the assassin why he wanted to kill her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 He said, "because I love you" and was then stabbed in the heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Micaiah, puzzled by this strange turn of events, retired to her chambers. Her husband and pillar of strength, Sothe, tried to comfort her. "Don't worry, Micaiah. No matter what happens or who comes after you, I will protect you." Micaiah didn't say anything in response..... She knew that soon,people would discover that she was a Branded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 SOthe became bored of her silence and stabbed her in the face with a knifegun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 His knife reflected off an invisible shield blocking her face and it flew into a random servant's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 That servant was Shinon, wearing a cunning disguise (well, a moustache). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Shinon pulled the knife out of his face and chucked it at Ike's penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Ike dodged. While standing near a cliff-face. Which was a bad plan. Shinon left, satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Ike fell off the cliff and was impaled on a spike, and the knife rebounded off the back of another cliff before embedding itself in Ike's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Shinon turned around to see Alec impaling Gatrie on his sword. Both had been trying to impress a nearby dancer. Alec whirled to bow and flourish to her, but she was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 That dancer stabbed her sword at Alec and did 1 damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Alec looked insulted, and went back to the stability of Sylvia. Gatrie looked satisfied...and then died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Gatrie knew he would finally be in his dream heaven, a place where there were many beautiful girls, waiting for him... and a truly magnificent tree, dressed in a beautiful skirt. He knew he would be able to die happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Unfortunately, he was greeted with the stock Neutral Good afterlife. He swore, fervantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Then he got kicked down to the "Fuck you asshole suffer for the rest of your existence" level of hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Shinon, who was content in his inevitable Chaotic Evil doom, shrugged and went on with his mission; to kill Miciaaihahihhahr iah at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Shinon, who was content in his inevitable Chaotic Evil doom, shrugged and went on with his mission; to kill Miciaaihahihhahr iah at all costs. Unfortunately, Shinon couldn't resist one final look at Ike, and as he peered over the edge of the cliff, a particularly strong wind began to blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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