the_whistler Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 you realized that life on Earth was a complete waste of time, and aliens invited you to visit their motherland, on the condition that you couldn't come back to Earth until five years later, or bring anyone with you? Would you take it? What if they threatened to (typical) A. kill your family and friends B. destroy your countries' government or C. turn you into a plate of flying spaghetti if you didn't accept? What would you do? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'd let them do C- So I could eat myself. Yep, not accept on purpose~ 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Wouldn't go and choose B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_whistler Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 XD Does flying spaghetti even have a mouth? :o i guess it could, you never know ;) Not choosing B would probably limit the amount of chaos, good bad thing depending on who you ask : D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Hell, I'd go, it'd be interesting. Not going and picking B would also be interesting, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Kill them and be regarded as a hero for all of time and make wenches around the world swoon and get wet every time they see me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I didn't bother to read the original post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'd go. But if they threatened to destroy my country's government if I refused, I'd refuse. I believe that it's time for the nation-state to be retired as a functional unit of government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'd tell them Nigga please and they'd be like "dude k man" and they'd leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'd let them do C- So I could eat myself. Yep, not accept on purpose~ 8D Pretty much what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Meh, I go with Lux and Soluna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 This is a fascinating analysis of how you people all work. ~types on alien keyboard~ Deploy the flying saucers... ah crap, wrong window! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Kill them and be regarded as a hero for all of time and make wenches around the world swoon and get wet every time they see me. I would so choose that if it were an option. But alas, it is not. That doesn't mean anything though. Making options where there are none is my speciality, so I choose that too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Is taking a third option even possible in this situation, though? --flying saucers deploying-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Don't do it! To Serve Man, it's a cook book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Well I'd just ask them one simple question first Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you? Old joke is old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformBlade Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'm still wondering why there'd be any refusal/question about going if you realized life on earth was a waste of time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Well, suppose they were really boring aliens...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Aliens aren't perfect, they can be totally wrong. This is also evidenced by our past encounters with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformBlade Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Well, suppose they were really boring aliens...? We don't know that! There was no description! For all I care, they're fun, smart, caring, and have 3 dimensional personalities! Aliens aren't perfect, they can be totally wrong. This is also evidenced by our past encounters with them. Ah, right, how could I forget our past encounters. You know... I was abducted once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Wasn't by my lot, we don't do that business... What? Why are you all looking at me like I'm an alien or something? Wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Wouldn't go and choose B. No fair~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_whistler Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 Whoa I get buried in schoolwork for a couple of days and people post about 89023482904 different replies O_O Very interesting how people think though. Could be useful for alien mind infiltration : D I didn't have an actual type of alien in mind when I made the first post, you could make up your own fluffy flaming orange aliens with wings if that's what you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 B would be interesting. 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I AM A SPACE ALIEN. I AM INVADING THIS TOPIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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