Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Dart: Are you aware that you're a swine? Perfectly, but it's better than my name rhyming with FART! Nergal: The Dragon's Gate leads to many realms. Ness: PK Fire! (PK Fire comes through the gate and hits Nergal) Nergal: Bwaarrgggh! Marth, what if your fellow Smash Bros. were Fire Emblem characters under your command? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Lord Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Marth: They would be amazing and help me defeat Medeus with ease. Ike, will you give any gifts tou your friends if you return to Tellius? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Ike: I fight for my friends, but I don't give gifts to them. Ike, how would you like to have your fellow Super Smash Bros. in your mercenary group? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Ike: It would be good to have them, yes. Altenna, how are you and Arion working out right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Altenna: He still treats me like his little sister. Arion: That's because you are my little sis--I mean, dearly beloved. Altenna: You have GOT to work on that. People are going to think we're having incest! Arion: All of Thracia thought that we were brother and sister, Altenna. It is going to take time for everyone to learn the truth. Altenna: Fine. Well, I wonder how my brother Leaf is doing..... That isn't my question, though. My question is this: Lyn, do you ever let your hair down and relax, or do you always keep it in that ponytail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Lyn: I like my ponytail, so it stays in. Ike, Hector, which one of you will kill Medeus? Or shall I give the kill to someone like Est? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Hector: No, no, no! I'll do it! Ike: Not if I have a say about it! Great Ae..... (Est kills Medeus) Est: YESZ! Hector: Well.....I guess that's over with. Ike: Good work, Est. Medeus, will you now hold a grudge against Est and the rest of Macedon for defeating you instead of Marth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Medeus: YES. I HATE MACEDON, and next time I'm ressurected, I will destroy them first. *returns to dead state* Frey, what's it like working with Green Ike and Red Hector?Better than Cain and Abel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Frey: Hector keeps disobeying and doing his own thing and Ike won't shut up about how he fights for his friends. Can I have Cain and Abel back? Ike, how come you don't go by Isaac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Aww, but Frey, you still have Gordin and Draug! Ike: Darros made me go to Archanea. I want to go home. Hector, are you a tacticians nightmare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Hector: Bah, of course not! I win battles easily with my great strength! Tactician: Well.....Hector is a bit of a threat to his allies. But, he is a great fighter. No, he's not a nightmare. Brom, if your daughter can lift a cow, can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Brom: I can lift an elephant. Rutger, is there anything you want to do to Narshen for attempting rape on Clarine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Rutger: ...... Clarine: Come on, Rutger! Be a man and do something! Rutger: ...... Narshen: Who do you think you are, you little ruffi--GAAAAAHHHH! Roy, your turn. How would you like to have your fellow Smash Bros. under your command? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongLei Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Roy: no I'll get lonely and miss lilina and cecilia and sue and ... Eliwood you could kick Roys butt when u were his age how come he was in smash bros and not u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Eliwood: Because I wasn't the star of a FE game at the time. Gotoh, do you have goat obsession? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Gotoh: What do you speak of, my young sheep? I see that humanity is beginning to lose its respect for its elders..... Reyson, how do you feel about your homeland also being the name of a Fire Emblem forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Reyson: Nobody asked my permission. I demand royalties! Eliwood, before Bern invaded and Roy complained about being bored, did you ever tell him, "Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Eliwood: Actually, yes. Then Roy said "I just wonder what Zephiel's up to." Then he left to bomb some dodongos. Tinny, it was nice of you to invite me over for a picnic. Did you make lotsa spaghetti? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Tinny: No, but Patty did just for us *wink* Katua, *gives her a flower* shall we dance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Katua: *blushes* Sirius, why so severe an expression? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Sirius: Because I'm serious. Sylvia, is Claude your brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Sylvia: Claude my brother? What gives you that idea? Ike, would you vote for Ike Eisenhower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Ike: Sure. I like Ike. Kieran, if you saw a shiny new Silver Axe being held Marcia in a bikini, which would grab your attention first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Kieran: Why, the Silver Axe! You think you can tempt me with petty women?! I am Kieran, Second in Command of the Crimean Royal Knights! Look upon me and TREMBLE!!!!! Marcia: Dumbass! (Marcia whacks Kieran with the Silver Axe!) Kieran: Owwwww! Geoffrey, what would you do if you found out that Elincia loved Ike instead of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Geoffrey: I'd become very depressed. Probably lock myself in my room or something. Oh, hey, what this? A Darksphere? Micaiah, where did your SPD growth go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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