Zak Something Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Aless: Oh yea? HEY CORPUE! Corple: *pant* Right. *stabs Aless in the forehead, killing him. Then uses the Valkyrie staff to bring him back with a new body* Aless: Heh! Heheh! See ya later, assholes! *runs away while flipping us off.* Marcus, whaddya say we dress as assasins and go on a killing spree this halloween? You know, maybe Crashgordon's house? Marcus: Sorry, I had lost my usefulness between the end of FE7 and the start of FE6, and I'm trying to find it. Hugh, what's it like being overshadowed by a mage who's way slower then you, and the only reason she's popular is because she's Hector's daughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Hugh: She is superior and she looks great. I am just surprised she does her job for free... Aless, I just cut your limbs, **** and tongue off again. I payed each shop 100,000 gold to refuse service to fix the Valkyrie staff. NOW HOW DO YOU FEEL YOU LOW LIVING *****LE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Aless: harrshfffarll! D: *decapitates Priscilla with a Silver Axe* How did that feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Priscilla: *can't say anything since she's dead* Tinny, dear, can you please cheer me up? I had a horrible day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Tinny: It would be my pleasure! Mist, can I have a hug? I'm in a bad mood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Mist: Sure, i know what cheers you up... Ilyana, what is your favorite meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Ilyana: It doesn't matter much to me. Food is food. Hey Tiltyu, when did you get Magical Candy Powers? Does your daughter have them too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Tiltyu: Azel taught me them! Tinny has them too but hers are much weaker. Hey Nils, can you tell what I'm thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Nils: You're thinking of Ishtar naked! Did I do it right, Zak? Me: Not even close. Sorry. Nils: Aww... Hey Tinny, why is your belly button starting to pop out? Are you pregnant? Is it mine...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Tinny: No, it's just a case of mild outie-itis. It should go away in a few days. Why, do you want to make a baby? Hey Athena! What's goin' on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Athena: Ve vere just about to go practice. Vould you like to join us? Hey Tinny, baby, could you please talk to my mother for me? She doesn't listen to me, and I'm at my breaking point... Edited October 28, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Tinny: Well, I'll try but I can't promise anything. Corple, can you make people WISE FROM THEIR GWAVES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) Corple: yeah, that's kinda my thing. :/ So Tinny, it didn't work... *hugs her very tightly and starts crying* Hey Aless, what am I gonna have to give you to have you to steal my mom? Edited October 29, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Aless: Some Viagra and a little time. I'll wait. Mist, do you consider yourself to be very :sparkle:? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Mist: No, but I am very :tangerine: . Est, could you possibly stl Aless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Est: Only if I can dress him up like Abel! Darros, why don't you wear shoes on your trading card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Darros: Because, shoes'as are for lose'ahs! So Tinny, honey, how do you feel about the fact that my mom and I worked our problems out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Tinny: Awesome! That's great! *hug* Darros, why are your stats so bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Darros: Shut up! I'm awesome! *attacks at you but misses* Hay Tinny, dear, a little later, could we please do that thing I really like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Tinny: *sigh*, okay then... I don't mind anyways... Ilyana, do you like me or zihark better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Ilyana: You, sweetie. *kisses you* Thank you Tinny, you're the best! *kisses her, lifts her up, and carries her to my room* Hey Aless, guess what I'm about to do that you aren't! You jelly? *slams the door in his face* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 (edited) Ilyana: You, sweetie. *kisses you* Thank you Tinny, you're the best! *kisses her, lifts her up, and carries her to my room* Hey Aless, guess what I'm about to do that you aren't! You jelly? *slams the door in his face* Aless: Damnit, i must get Tinny back although this might be difficult with PeppyHare4000 Lying around, he cut off my limbs... Ilyana, i am going to go humiliate aless, Want to come with me? Edited October 31, 2011 by PeppyHare4000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 (edited) Ilyana: Okay *her tummy rumbles* er, on second though I'm going to find some food. Vika, what are you planning on doing with those handcuffs that you're holding...? Edited October 31, 2011 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Vika: *rubs finger on your chin* Oh, we are just going to spend some quality time together. Don't worry, i will take care of you... Volke, I will pay you 12500 gold to kill Aless. Will you do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Volke: Nope. In order to kill someone with major holy blood, I'll need 9,000,000 gold. Hey, they're tough! Hey Tinny, what do you like best about me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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