Erk Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 (edited) Recruiting status: OPEN Current Members: Erk, EmeraldFox, Soul, Furetchen Arrowroot, Griulf Application: Copy paste and fill out Name: Forum age: Best attribute: Trolling specialities: Are you a tactical trolling operative: Do you have prior trolling experience, if so give examples: Can you think strategically and quick when trolling: Have you any existing trolling history: Are you a team based troll: Do you possess the will to learn trolling tactics: Can you understand advanced troll teachings: Do you believe you can dedicate yourself to the coalition: Final question, if you found yourself staring down the maw of a stupid ass topic made by a member (E.G. Crashgordon), what would you do? If you pass selections unlike a muppet, the signature required is this. Proud member of the Coalition of Thread Derailing Citizens(CTDC) ON THE AGENDA FOR TODAY! Any stupid ass topics must be posted in by at least one member of the Coalition so as to show our arm reaches far within the forest. Also, do not limit your trolling to FfTF, make sure you troll other topics as well. ANNOUNCEMENT! WE HAVE BEEN SHUT DOWN ON ONE OF THE OTHER FORUMS I POSTED THIS ON. GOD DAMN THE QUEEN, ANN HAVE SOME WASABI. Edited June 19, 2010 by Erk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 come on people, we need more members! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) [spoiler=XBOXHUGE] You're a tiger too. Edited June 19, 2010 by EmeraldFox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 By derailing my thread with that image, you have joined the ranks. Welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 We're all fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 That is only getting me in by wanting to check your reply you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) For an example, I will fill out the application. Name: Erk Forum age: 2 years Best attribute: awesome jewfro Trolling specialities: saying ' does not =/= funny' Are you a tactical trolling operative: yes Do you have prior trolling experience, if so give examples: yes, crashgordon Can you think strategically and quick when trolling: yes Have you any existing trolling history: yes Are you a team based troll: no, but I will learn Do you possess the will to learn trolling tactics: yes Can you understand advanced troll teachings: barely Do you believe you can dedicate yourself to the coalition: yes Final question, if you found yourself staring down the maw of a stupid ass topic made by a member (E.G. Crashgordon), what would you do? Use barely detectable sarcasm and piss him off, then complain he was being a sarcastic jerk. Edited June 19, 2010 by Erk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 That is only getting me in by wanting to check your reply you know. Sadly you must fill out the application, as only the first derailer will get free access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 I must depart! post your thread derailment conquests here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Sadly you must fill out the application, as only the first derailer will get free access. Here's mine then: Name: Soul Forum age: 11/2 years Best attribute: Are you kidding me...? Trolling specialities: Trolling JewTube n00bs. Are you a tactical trolling operative: Yes. Do you have prior trolling experience, if so give examples: Arguing against christians over RED & Skillet and their song meanings. Can you think strategically and quick when trolling: Yes. Very. Have you any existing trolling history: Nope. Are you a team based troll: Nope. Do you possess the will to learn trolling tactics: Maybe. Can you understand advanced troll teachings: Nope. Do you believe you can dedicate yourself to the coalition: The what? Final question, if you found yourself staring down the maw of a stupid ass topic made by a member (E.G. Crashgordon), what would you do? Eh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I decree that this coalition is ungentlemanly and thus, I will not join it. I had it in mind to join before, but now that the details are clear to me I must decline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) fack. your in tho soul. I can make it more gentlemanly if you want. Edited June 19, 2010 by Erk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Intriguing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) Name: Griulf Forum age: Too old to answer that question Best attribute: I dunno Trolling specialities: Are you a tactical trolling operative: Wut Do you have prior trolling experience, if so give examples: I dunno Can you think strategically and quick when trolling: If I must Have you any existing trolling history: Maybe Are you a team based troll: If I can use other members, I do so Do you possess the will to learn trolling tactics: Yes? Can you understand advanced troll teachings: I dunno Do you believe you can dedicate yourself to the coalition: Maybe Edited June 19, 2010 by Griulf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) Name: Shove it up your arse. Forum age: Shove it up your arse. Best attribute: I'm Irish. Fuck you. Trolling specialities: I'm Irish, fuck you. Are you a tactical trolling operative: With caffeine, yes. Do you have prior trolling experience, if so give examples: Kinda. I flamed that guy, who's name I don't recall. Can you think strategically and quick when trolling: yes Have you any existing trolling history: You already asked me this, asshole. Are you a team based troll: Shove it up your arse. Do you possess the will to learn trolling tactics: Yeah Can you understand advanced troll teachings: Yeah. Do you believe you can dedicate yourself to the coalition: Shove it up your arse. Final question, if you found yourself staring down the maw of a stupid ass topic made by a member (E.G. Crashgordon), what would you do? He's English. I'm Irish-Australian. A fight would ensue, and I would win. Edited June 19, 2010 by Furetchen Arrowroot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 You are both in. Welcome to the coalition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furby Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Good news, I see you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted June 19, 2010 Author Share Posted June 19, 2010 you will not survive this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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