Nestling Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 "I'd like to purchase Left 4 Dead 2." "Ok what's it about" "It's this game where you fight zombies and you go like kglngdsgosdn and then Rochelle goes "ONE OF THOSE CHARGING THINGS", and it's pretty fun. I've played it at Netfragz a lot and I enjoy it." "No, it has zombies in it, and I don't want zombies in my house" "But I'm killing the zombies .-." "THE BEST DEFENSE IS TO NOT LET THEM IN THE HOUSE" *Brother walks in* "Hey dad, can I buy Team Fortess 2?" "What's it about?" "It's this game where you play as these classes and shoot other people to capture a point" "Ok once we fix up your computer, let's get it!" *I tap my dad* "But dad hasn't the rule always been that we can't buy shooting games that involve shooting other people?" "...OK ANDREW COME DOWN WITH ME FOR A BIT AND LET'S FIX YOUR COMPUTER" "Hey can I buy DotA too?" "SURE" ".-." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 This is not amusing, i'm disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 *I tap my dad* This explains so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 "No, it has zombies in it, and I don't want zombies in my house" "But I'm killing the zombies .-." "THE BEST DEFENSE IS TO NOT LET THEM IN THE HOUSE" You might complain now, but when the zombies come for real, don't go crying back to daddy when you get infected! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 The only solution is to run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 This explains so much. I love you so much right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Why do people have to kill zombies or run away from them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Because doing nothing or eatting them will get you infected/dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 No! Expand your horizons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 (edited) MJ is a zombie too, thus allowing him to coordinate those epic dance moves while they are chasing down their prey. As the living, we can only be amused at safe distances. Edited June 25, 2010 by Bohemund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 We can become zombies and dance with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Epic dance moves or not, I prefer having a larger vocabulary than "brrraainssss." However, you are right sir, joining them would be yet another option available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Actually, come to think of it, MJ is human in part of the dance, so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 The best thing to do to Zombies is to still have Christmas even after they steal(or eat) all of your presents. It'll make their tiny little hearts grow three sizes bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Epic dance moves or not, I prefer having a larger vocabulary than "brrraainssss." You could turn into a vegetarian zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 "Hey can I buy DotA too?" "SURE" SON, I AM DISAPPOINT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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