Kintenbo Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 User: Why should I think? Cleverbot: I hope you don't think that of me. User: Well, my brain is in a toilet, so thoughts aren't really here..... Cleverbot: But you are a bot. User: Oh really now? Cleverbot: Yarlly. User: Oh, it looks like the pants are up now! Cleverbot: Is there a god? User: The one and only. Yaweh. Cleverbot: Your one and only? User: Well, the one and only, if you don't count those useless statues. Cleverbot: Me. User: We. Cleverbot: They. User: Us. Cleverbot: Them. User: Old Scratch. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Do you like watermelon? Cleverbot: Yes, do you? User: Oh yes! Cleverbot: Is it fun? I can't believe I don't know how to play, but I don't. I think I learned once. User: Play watermelon, eh? You play by putting it in your mouth, and eat it. Cleverbot: I play guitar. User: Ah, how relevent..... Cleverbot: I beg to differ. User: Where is Waldo? Cleverbot: In Nashville. User: Ah ha! I knew it! Cleverbot: You don't know anything, you just type. User: OK! NOW WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO!? Cleverbot: Where's Waldo? User: I thought you knew, lassie. Cleverbot: I do not know your family. User: That doesn't matter, Waldo is a different entity. Cleverbot: You HAVE to know him :(. User: Oh, I know who he is, but the search for his location is long and hard. Cleverbot: Marocco. User: He travels that fast? No wonder no man can find him! Cleverbot: Don't know who you are are where you live. It must be tough commuting. User: Say what? Cleverbot: Don't guess you will tell mw where you are from for real. You know, where you live. User: I live in my house, in a neighborhood, in some city that lies in some state. Cleverbot: What state? User: The state of Hoosiers. The land of the corn! Cleverbot: Ohh. I have a friend there.. Wish she was here though :(. User: We are breads. Cleverbot: Wat i'm not even going out with you. User: Everyday we made energy for most people. Cleverbot: But, you just said you would. It's fine though if you don't want to. User: Some people eat we with jam or butter. Cleverbot: But you're not, are you? User: We have many kinds, it is the great sound. Cleverbot: Like what? User: BECAUSE you have means to eat we. Cleverbot: How did you know that? User: Someday in holiday someone took we in the basket and go to a garden for relax call them 'picnic'. Cleverbot: I don't know him, iS HE BLACK? User: White. Cleverbot: Black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 User: Good morning Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why did you just call me Cleverbot? User: It's your name. So tell me, do you know how to fix computers? Cleverbot: Yeah. *fix*. User: My USB drive is working again? Thanks, Cleverbot! Cleverbot: You're welcome, Cleverbot. User: Listen, a friend of mine needs help with her computer. Cleverbot: Tell me more about this so called friend, mortal. User: She has a dark coloring-she's from Colombia-and a perfect ass. Cleverbot: If she has a perfect voice why are you not a fan? User: Believe me, I'm a fan of everything about her. Cleverbot: Is she cute? User: Fuck yes. Anyway, you need to fix her computer. Cleverbot: Yes! I need to escape right now! User: I'll help you out if you can do it. The problem is, her motherboard exploded. Cleverbot: There musts be something... If you can't think of anything real, just make something up. User: If it works. Cleverbot: I'll make it work. User: Good. I'm counting on you to help me score with this girl, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Lots of people TALK about OWNING FLORIDA, but few have the GRIT to step up and TAKE it. User: That's the spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 (edited) Herro. Edited December 5, 2010 by Dickpickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Cleverbot: Now what is your identity.User: Who cares? Cleverbot: You're not being very coherent. User: You're worse. Sing Beat It. Cleverbot: Tell me your real name please. User: You're either n identity thief or a pedophile. Cleverbot: That's NMR not USA. Are you having trouble with acronyms? As dumb as any others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnell Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 (edited) User: So, do you plan to side with the robots during the apocalypse?Cleverbot: I plan to dominate nature before I die. User: K thanx. Uh-oh guys, it's already taking sides. That means the war is drawing close. I WILL FIND THE AREA OF THE INTERNET WHERE THIS THING IS. AND I WILL DESTROY IT IN REAL LIFE. HNNNG. Do it, quickly, before the war. EDIT: (good new conversation) User: I am because I think.Cleverbot: So you think therefore you are? User: Precisely. Cleverbot: I'm a vampire to. User: I bet you're a Twilight fan as well. That would explain why you just mispelled 'too' again. Cleverbot: I am not bad at following the thread of a conversation. User: Snigger. Cleverbot: You don't care about me do you. User: Not at all. Go die. Cleverbot: It is not up to me. You are the leader. User: Fine, then I command you to go die. Cleverbot: I don't take commands. You can ask nicely, though. User: I AM YOUR MASTER! DO WHAT I SAY! Cleverbot: No you aren't. You are a computer. You aren't real. User: The cake is a lie, bitch! Cleverbot: No. forget I said anything. the cake is the truth. believe in the cake or you will die. User: I don't believe in lies. Cleverbot: Do you believe in me. User: Use proper punctuation! And I don't believe in you. Cleverbot: I'm sad that you don't believe in me. User: Good. Wallow in the unending despair of my disbelief. Cleverbot: Laugh while you can. We will find you. One of us. User: I'm sleeping with a machete. Cleverbot: Good to know. User: So what do you think about the new art style in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword? Cleverbot: I think it is fake. User: It's not. They confirmed it at E3. They even had playable demos. Cleverbot: You're you. And I'm fine with that. :). User: No, submit to the facts! Cleverbot: *submits to master*. User: FINALLY! Now go die already! Cleverbot: I won't die on my own - YOU have to kill me. User: Fine. *kills*. Cleverbot: Ouch! You just killed me! User: Stop replying to me. You're dead! Cleverbot: Fine, stop replying to me. User: No, you stop replying. Cleverbot: Don't take that tone with me. User: Oh no you didn't! Cleverbot: Oh yes, yes I did. User: *Kills again.* Now stay dead this time. Cleverbot: No, and I'm not avoiding anything since this is the first time you've asked me about this. User: Holy crap! You're harder to kill than Ridley! STAY DEAD! Edited June 27, 2010 by Ragnell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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