Nestling Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Blood pumping, suspense filling my body. I wanted to scream, but I couldn't. He was coming. It was my job to defeat him. Our team stood at the spawn waiting for the tank "come down lol" the tank said bombasticlly. We stood our ground. He finally came up, in all of his power. We ran to try to kill him. As I ran, I looked at a wall. There was a young schoolgirl with pink hair, without clothes, and almost unbelieveable hips and a quite unbelieveable ass. While admiring the glory, I was thrown in the air by the tank and fell off of the burning hotel to my death. "lol u fagot" my team screamed. Destroyed with rage, I left, but I knew that one day, I would defeat the tank. Once and for all. Also I saw some Sonic Porn on TF2 but that wasn't very interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 A real man solos the Tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny: spider bitten Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 cool story, bro. No, seriously. Cool story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Also, real men solo the tank with a cricket bat. Or a frying pan. Without fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Also, real men solo the tank with a cricket bat. Or a frying pan. Without fire. Pff... Melee weapons... Handguns only! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 A real man melees the tank, period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 A real man melees the tank, period. I had to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 (edited) I had to. And for bonus points, scream "ATATATATATATATATA" into the mic as you're fighting the tank. Edited August 27, 2010 by Joey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Too bad you can't use your mighty fists o fury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 There was a young schoolgirl with pink hair, without clothes, and almost unbelieveable hips and a quite unbelieveable ass. The creators of Lazytown partnered with Valve or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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