chococoke Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 (edited) Story time! So, my girlfriend that broke up with me about a month ago got pissed at me for reasons that I don't feel like delving into. Anyway, she imparted me with the information that she fucked 2 guys about a week after we broke up. Oooo wee. That one stung. If anyone is ever in a situation like this, I recommend the following steps. 1) Go to 7-11, buy two 16 oz cans of Spike Shooter. 2) Go to a gym. 3) Chug said 1 Spike Shooter 4) Feel your heart in your throat, blast your ipod, and fucking LIFT LIKE YOU WERE BORN TO. Anyway, I just finished my workout. My hands are still shaking. I'm about to go into a forest and find a bear to rip limb from limb. EDIT: Might as well link the wikipedia page as a disclaimer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_Shooter Edited September 6, 2010 by Chococoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 So you dated a skank, it happens to the best of us. I like my approach better, crying alone in dark rooms for a couple of months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 So you dated a skank, it happens to the best of us. I like my approach better, crying alone in dark rooms for a couple of months. There was a time when I did that. Trust me when I say it feels much better to lift weights, blasting Access the Animus remix while you're so wired you can feel your heart beat in your throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Apparently it's supposed to be really fun to lift weights when drunk, except for the whole 'wake up in agony' part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 "I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy" SHIT BE TRUE FOR ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 And you all laughed at SWD when he said he preferred fictional characters;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 You should have said you fucked them first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 You should have said you fucked them first. Lulz. You should do that while listening to Survivor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 you shoot what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 heh...sucks to be you, TC.... There are times when you just need to cast aside all emotion...if only temporarily... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 you shoot what Spikes, fool. Spikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Spikes, fool. Spikes. WEL WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE CAME UP AND SAID HE SHOOTS CHOCOCOKES OR SOMETHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I misread something and thought you drank a drink with spikes in it. This: Feel your heart in your throat Reinforced it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 WEL WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE CAME UP AND SAID HE SHOOTS CHOCOCOKES OR SOMETHING i c wat u did thar... anyways.... srsly TC.....just forget about everything.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 srsly TC.....just forget about everything.... Brain damage is the wrong way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 srsly TC.....just forget about everything.... No offense, but I don't think he should take your advice Mr. All Girls Have STDs. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 No offense, but I don't think he should take your advice Mr. All Girls Have STDs. :P I never said all do. My thoughts are that you just don't know which do and which dont... i mean you can't just go around like ↓That one↓ ↑NOT That One↑ →Definately→ ←That one← and the like. I mean some are obvious, some are not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Your GBA Mist looks like a man with long hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Your GBA Mist looks like a man with long hair. I take offense to that. *am maker* I did use Lucius as a base though... 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 (edited) Your GBA Mist looks like a man with long hair. No she doesn't. ;_; I did use Lucius as a base though... 8D Wat. Edited September 7, 2010 by El Rey León Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 (edited) Wat. The face was not part Lucius at all, though. I forgot who I used, but I think Priscilla was one and Marisa was another, and maybe a part of Lilina as well. I mainly used him for hair/scarf on the regular, non-swordmaster one. With a bit of Marisa's add-on. Marisa was the (obvious) body base for SM!Mist. Edited September 7, 2010 by Luminescent Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I'm sorry. I can't sprite for shit. I was just teasing ERL. It's Mist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 Fucking thread hijackers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 (edited) Fucking thread police. But then you're TC. Edited September 7, 2010 by Spike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 Fucking thread police. But then you're TC. Tasty Cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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