Zak Something Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but you can never gather the ingredients to do so. I wish my depression would go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I wish my depression would go away. Granted. Now you suffer from hypertension. I wish that there are more pedestrian-friendly cities in the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but there are now no car friendly cities. Nice job breaking it hero. I wish my usb mouse would stop suddenly going, "Derp! I won't work for a while" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but there are now no car friendly cities. Nice job breaking it hero. I wish my usb mouse would stop suddenly going, "Derp! I won't work for a while" Granted, but your harddrive malfunctions. I wish I didn't have to feel so much pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 granted. you feel nothing. at all. you are a soulless void. I wish for free worldwide internet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Granted, but it's so slow it's not even worth it. I wish for Kenyan stamina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spanish Inquisition Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but you're stuck in a prison cell. I wish I could wish properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Granted, but every wish becomes so corrupted, you'd wish you'd never wished them. And then that'll be corrupted...and the cycle will never end. I wish school wouldn't suck so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Granted, but your life outside school does. I wish for an apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightShade Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but the apple, once eaten, makes you dance uncontrollably for 5 hours every day. I wish that money wasn't required to trade, and everyone still did fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but you have to trade body parts instead. Now things will literally cost an arm and a leg. I wish that I had a better internet connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPSEliwoodGabriel Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 (edited) Granted... however, it's now your computer that's making everything slow. I wish for kittens. Let's see how you guys will mangle that! Edited April 10, 2012 by SPSEliwoodGabriel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granted, they are radioactive, mutant kittens with a craving for your flesh. I wish for a fast computer to go with my fast internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granted, but your computer erupts into flames 2 days later. I wish for blueberry muffins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightShade Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 granted, but they taste so vile that you can never taste anything ever again. I wish I could go to Elibe and live out the life of Mark the tactician and see what he does during those times he disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granted but it turns out he died so you die. I wish Mist would do something to me that I'd enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 granted...IN YOUR DREAMS I wish i could find better music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irony Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, but you lose your hearing. I wish that everyone in the world could live as equals, with no war, no disease or poverty. Where everyone had the freedom of speech, conscience and religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 granted this lasted for about 60 seconds i wish i wasnt so damn fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, but people still call you tubby! I wish I could vanquish Horace once and for all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted but someone more skilled than Horace shows up and becomes an even bigger problem than Horace ever was. I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, but you're really just falling with style! I wish I knew what I will be doing tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, you're being married off to Priscilla! I wish summer was a little less boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it's now shorter. I wish my dad wasn't so impatient about the computer. Edited August 3, 2012 by ZM456 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 Granted, but now your mother is. I wish CUnzan didn't have an impossible catch-rate... ;n; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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