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Grant the wish above and have it go horribly corrupt.


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Granted, but all of your citizens hate you for your tyranny and are assassinated because of it.

I wish I was a successful actress.

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Granted, but to get this extra time you had to give up sleeping entirely and will soon die of sleep deprivation.

I wish I had three more wishes.

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granted, although the condition causes each new wish to remove one of your limbs at random

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granted but taxes are increased so you end up with the same you started with

i wish i could find the end of the internet

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Granted, but it only works when you want to use the calculator feature.

Granted, but it has no wheels.

I wish Christmas was here.

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