weso12 Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 (edited) Granted but now you ARE a sloth's turd I wish I was at a healthy weight Edited October 14, 2012 by weso12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Granted but you turn lazy and stop working out and become fat. I wish I had a lot of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strunk Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Granted, but it's all fake. I wish I could cast silence on anyone, anytime, as often as I want. Bumped because only one thread about this game can survive. There can be only one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Granted but they have access to a more dangerous spell. I wish I could sleep in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Of Twilight Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Granted, but that's impossible since a stink bomb was set off. I wish I had a pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatLaguzFan Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Granted, but it runs away. I wish I could have my brother's laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Granted, but it's broken. I wish that I had the time to do things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroudening Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Granted, but you do not get to choose the things you get to do. I wish I had the motivation to write my rhetoric paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimgrim Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted but you wrote the paper so badly people chase you out of the building with pitchforks. I wish to be a king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Granted, but all of your citizens hate you for your tyranny and are assassinated because of it. I wish I was a successful actress. Edited November 27, 2012 by eCut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replica Model Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but you are soooo well known that you can't be left alone..... creepers..... I wish I can have a beautiful and loving girlfriend, perfect in every way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but everyone gets so jealous that they kill you. I wish I had more time to do my important VG related things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but to get this extra time you had to give up sleeping entirely and will soon die of sleep deprivation. I wish I had three more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but they need to be used on mundane things. I wish that I had a decent amount of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 (edited) granted, although the condition causes each new wish to remove one of your limbs at random ninja'd granted but taxes are increased so you end up with the same you started with i wish i could find the end of the internet Edited November 29, 2012 by Kitty of Time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 LOL! I got my wish granted twice. ;D Granted, but you're stuck at the end for eternity. I wish I had an owl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but you own it in the past. I wish my lappy worked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 granted, it now turns on but the mouse pad doesn't work, nor the keypad i wish i had a new bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it only works when you want to use the calculator feature. Granted, but it has no wheels. I wish Christmas was here. Edited November 29, 2012 by eCut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but no gifts for you. I wish people weren't ninja'ing eachother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 granted, now no one will grant wishes i wish i could run on water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but you can't walk on land. I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocolate Kitty Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 granted, but you lack coordination so you crash often, causing permanent injury i wish school didn't give hw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but now tests are worth more. I wish draft IRC wasn't dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but now every other forum on SF is dead. I wish I had a pacman blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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