riariadne Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) ... I wish school started later. D: Edited September 5, 2011 by Luka M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Granted but you are ninja'd constantly. I wish I was some kind of Swordmaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted. But you're just like Shanam. I wish Shinon had good 1-range (AKA Not crappy Crossbows) before Double Bow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joerachi Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Grant, Rolf is better. I wish that my school would allow shorts on more than Fridays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted, but you are given more homework than ever. I wish for pimples didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XiSrOn Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted, but instead you get scars. I wish that this wish is corrupted in some way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted, you wished for a pet alligator, which bites your arm off. I wish Katua was real and be my girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted but... I got nothing. I wish I had awesome hair like Heath's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted. But an hour after your wish comes true, all of your hair falls out and you are bald forever. And you didn't even have time for someone to take a picture of you with your heath hair. :( I wish I had no fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XiSrOn Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) Granted, but now you cannot comprehend the unknown. I wish I had 2 extra, fully functional arms attached to my body. Edited September 6, 2011 by XiSrOn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted. But they are only 5 inches long, come out of your butt, and make it nearly impossible for you to sit down. Also you can't see what they're doing so its hard for you to use them. I wish reincarnation was real and that I would reincarnate into a Chinese rice farmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) Granted but you become the next Ma Chao for some reason. Wait... I wish I could power up after saying "I AM THE DRAGON!" Edited September 6, 2011 by Scrap Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 granted, but you power up by exactly .ooooooooo1% I wish I had a rockin muscular body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted but you are still as strong as you are now. I wish I had the same abilities as Dante, Vergil, and Nero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XiSrOn Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted but you are still as strong as you are now. I wish I had the same abilities as Dante, Vergil, and Nero. Granted, except they are only available to you during solar eclipses. I wish I had a utility belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted but it fails at everything and doesn't even have the all important merry-go-round reversal spray. I wish I had the knowledge and general know how to program stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XiSrOn Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted but it fails at everything and doesn't even have the all important merry-go-round reversal spray. I wish I had the knowledge and general know how to program stuff. Ouch..... Granted, but you can only program in html. I wish I could play the saxophone so I could play Careless Whisper by George Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted, but the government requires that all saxophones be melted down to be used in the manufacturing of more important products. i wish to be done with the paper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted, but then it turns out that you didn't need to write a paper in the first place, and all your effort was wasted. I wish that all my efforts weren't wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XiSrOn Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) Granted, but then it turns out that you didn't need to write a paper in the first place, and all your effort was wasted. I wish that all my efforts weren't wasted. Granted, but your newly-important efforts will never end. I wish I had remembered to put a wish initially. Edited September 6, 2011 by XiSrOn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted, but you wish for something stupid. I wish that I wasn't jealously-protective and possessive of Tinny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XiSrOn Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted, but you're jealously protective and possessive of Mist instead. I wish I didn't wish for something stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted. You just got Smartass roommate I wish I had Bakura's hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 (edited) granted but you walk to close to uranium and your hair falls out. I wish I was a swordmaster Edited September 17, 2011 by jackitty-keeper of catnip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Granted, but your bases and growths are Warrior-like so your stats turn out bad and horribly lobsided. I wish Light Magic was better in FE9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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