Life Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 before life rages at me i hold the double standard that i expect other people to understand sarcasm even when i don't RAGE RAGE RAGE I don't understand why Tables is trying to paint me as evil. I don't even have a decent hold in Turkey. Hell, if he knocks out my army, I'm back to square one. I'm not really as big a threat as Tables is trying to make me out as. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Actually, you are, Life, and you know that. Unfortunately, you're the lesser of two evils in this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 (edited) Actually, you are, Life, and you know that. Unfortunately, you're the lesser of two evils in this situation. And what else is new when it comes to the Serenes Forest Mafia forum? "Life is playing! Guys, everyone watch out of him!" *15 minutes later* "Guys, Life is winning! I told you all to look out for him!" Look, let's take a serious look at my situation. I have an army in Ankara. And an SC in Smyrna which I'll probably lose. If Russia and Turkey work together to knock me out, where does that leave me? With 4 SCs and nowhere to expand to the East without running into major problems. If I go West, I've essentially pissed off France who will devour me at this point in time without even trying (though no fleets in the Med help me a lot here). North to Germany is suicidal. I've been scrambling from Spring 1901. And suddenly I'm a threat? I'm still fucking scrambling since if people decide to try and mow me down, I have no defense left. It's not optimal for them to do so but that means that I'm going to be sitting in Italy, twiddling my thumbs and eating spaghetti until the rivers run dry and a stalemate is called. Edited November 16, 2010 by Cthulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Let's talk about something more positive... I like your sig, Ninji. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 If Russia and Turkey work together to knock me out Key phrase. That's only if they work together, and Turkey really doesn't gain anything by helping Russia out. Let's talk about something more positive... I like your sig, Ninji. Who doesn't like Day[9]? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Who doesn't like Day[9]? Haters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tables Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Actually, me and WoMC are working together still. Notice how I haven't ACTUALLY taken any of his stuff yet, and my units are nicely placed to support his? I'm even moving out of Constantinople this turn (was going to go forward but Life blocked it ¬_¬). So, yeah, Life really is screwed. But that's okay. I'ma kill Lightning now instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Haters. There are no Day[9] haters. Actually, me and WoMC are working together still. Notice how I haven't ACTUALLY taken any of his stuff yet, and my units are nicely placed to support his? I'm even moving out of Constantinople this turn (was going to go forward but Life blocked it ¬_¬). So, yeah, Life really is screwed. But that's okay. I'ma kill Lightning now instead. There's no doubting his hold on Turkey is disappearing if you and Turkey work together, but you shouldn't count him out just yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 (edited) Wait, you're gonna kill me, Tables? With what? There's nothing you have even remotely close to my bases, besides maybe that lone fleet. That's a good one, man. I almost laughed. Edited November 17, 2010 by Luka Megurine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tables Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 You mean asides from my fleet, my army right next to you, the two that are moving back and the one being built in Warsaw? Oh, not much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Yeah, good luck/ have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I have no idea how to play Diplomacy but damn this looks interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 (edited) Just want to inform everyone that it's basically deadline right now. Yeah bitches, that's right. You mean asides from my fleet, my army right next to you, the two that are moving back and the one being built in Warsaw? Also, this doesn't sound like working with Turkey, sounds more like taking his territory. Just so you know. Edited November 17, 2010 by Cthulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I have already sent my orders in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 Still missing orders. England (again) and Austria (I think). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 Dear France. Your moves do not make sense. Please send them to me again and make sure they make sense. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 Once Psych sends me Austria's orders, I'm missing just England. I don't know why the hell Iced takes so long, I give him 48 hours like the rest of you. That's 2 days, not 12 hours. Tables and I also have shitty timezones and we don't really screw up with getting our orders in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Dear France. Your moves do not make sense. Please send them to me again and make sure they make sense. Thank you. Wow, I checked them again and you're right, sorry. I've sent them directly to you this time, I hope that's okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 Yep. And we're waiting on Iced. I could easily do his moves for him but I would be biased. However, I do know where I would go if I were him (he's fucked anyways). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponsofMassConstruction Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Of course, we all know America is going to come in here circa 1910, mow down any stragglers left, and claim complete victory. That's how these wars work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Off by 8 years Weapons, but your point remains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 17, 2010 Author Share Posted November 17, 2010 (edited) Off by 8 years Weapons, but your point remains. 7 but it's a moot point. Also, I think some people are going to be screaming for blood. Edited November 17, 2010 by Cthulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponsofMassConstruction Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 This game is off by 13 years in that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Whatever. It was the first one. No one remembers anything about it other than Germany loses. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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