General Spoon Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 I believe that I have come up with the perfect ethical system, which I call Opossum Ethics. In Opossum Ethics, the goodness of an act is determined by how many opossums can be killed as a result of it. Good acts are those that kill many opossums. Bad acts are those that hinder the killing of opossums. The only thing remaining to be determined is how far the acts can be extended with respect to their impact on the killing of opossums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten opossum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 I always knew masturbation was ethical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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