peener weener Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 (edited) Bring a Bow or a slingshot and if she reacts violently or with great fear (not the natural fear when being pointed at with a bow) and you'll know if there's some sort of connection. Alternatively stealth stalk and photograph her. Edited December 4, 2010 by Dickpickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 You should totally do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 I may end up doing it. I know it'll be worth it but I just can't stop thinking about how weird it's gonna be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I may end up doing it. I know it'll be worth it but I just can't stop thinking about how weird it's gonna be. No seriously, you can just say she looks like someone famous or you could act foreign and tell her she looks like someone famous or you could tell her she looks like someone famous from another country (say, Ukraine) which you know because you went there for a while or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 In all seriousness, I'd probably try to stick my penis inside her orifices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 And that fails to surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't then why would I say I am? I'm glad to meet expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 DO IT ASAP! SERIOUSLY. IF YOU WON'T LISTEN TO ME, TAKE IT FROM THE OTHER 13 PEOPLE WHO VOTED YES ON THE POLL. oops. caps lock...too lazy to retype it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Dude, Tanith would kick your ass if you said that. Gym-goer!Tanith would probably kill you. all the more reason to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 /GRAMMAR NAZI ACTIVATE I didn't have to read the post to know that you did. I just saw the title and nearly died from all the grammar fail. "I have an issue." And even if you wanted to use a little poetic license, it'd still be "I gots myself an issue." No apostrophe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 /GRAMMAR NAZI ACTIVATE I didn't have to read the post to know that you did. I just saw the title and nearly died from all the grammar fail. "I have an issue." And even if you wanted to use a little poetic license, it'd still be "I gots myself an issue." No apostrophe. Quit your trolling, scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Yeah, ask some random girl at a gym if you can take her picture and put it on the internet. That sounds like an amazing plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Death's right. Don't ask her, just take it and put it on the internet. (Secretly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 I was thinking, do I include myself in the picture? Put my arm around her? In all seriousness though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 She'll be covered in blood and curled up in a ball on the floor, so I'm sure we will all be too busy calling the police to notice anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joerachi Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Do you actually know her or is she just there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 Do you actually know her or is she just there? If I already knew her, there would already be a picture up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 (edited) Get to know her better. Start talking. Be her friend. Be there for her. Then get your ropes. Edited December 6, 2010 by Dickpickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I was thinking, do I include myself in the picture? Put my arm around her? In all seriousness though. No, just take the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Just take a picture of a stranger and put it on the internet It's okay if it makes you a creep, just do what comes natural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Have you done it yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 Have you done it yet? She works on Thursdays, so I won't even have the oppo until then regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inui Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I...see... I guess we will do our best to keep this thread on the first page until then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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