eclipse Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 That's more disturbing than funny. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 (edited) Chapter 9 Why did we come to this island Sir? Lord Marth has been told about King Mannu's First annual Fight till you drop festival. Arent we supposed to be saving Altea before late King Cornelius's legendary vodka lore is found? Well you see winner of festival gets to meet King Mannu. Its been told that Dragon blood contain huge amounts of alcohol and such is the createst booze known to man. Also I've heard he's pretty nicely fed. His blood must be so tastyy... One can't miss such a chance to packstab his host! Okey. Just one more question. Why did Marth promote you to second in command Roshe? I told him how I got from Shiida. Weren't he supposed to try that Athena chick? After I she beat him in drinking contest? Not likely Merric, not likely. Where is she anyway? In the corner with Cord... Why? After they desided to shoot holes into the beer barrels so all the beer would drop right into his mouth while she carries him around so he wouldn't have to stop drinking even when his leg won't carry him no more? Where else they would be? Why did she do that? He gave her a horse steak. Whole steak for such a trick? Is he mad He also got a ****job. Go Cord... Made +5 iron bow forge called This again? to Caesar. This is the one chapter in the game where having team full of myrmidons is good thing so no special comments. Got George but not the sword Name Class Level Hp Str Mag Ski Spd Lck Def Res Rank Marth Lord 11.22 26 12 0 6 12 15 9 1 B Shiida Myrm 11.71 28 6 0 18 20 15 6 0 C Cain Myrm 15.83 30 9 0 20 17 10 7 0 B Gordin Cur 18.38 28 1 1 10 8 11 7 11 B Cord Hunt 12.55 23 11 0 11 14 10 6 0 C Julian Thief 9.68 22 8 0 9 16 13 5 0 C Merric Cav 12.08 31 6 1 9 12 10 13 0 E B Roshe Myrm 9.96 26 7 0 16 15 4 4 0 D Athena Arc 13.16 28 12 0 8 7 6 10 0 D Caesar Hunt 4.32 23 7 0 4 9 6 5 0 E Chapter 10 So who got from Shiida last night? Everybody sir. Even you? Three times sir. Why I didn't? You drop before first can was empty sir. My head is killing me... You suck at drinking sir. Lets go get some balancing ones from that castle. Julian! Wassup M It's sir Mighty to you. So. M Whats todays deal? Can you get that castle there robbed In three hours? If run in to some crazy as b there what do I do? Its all up to you... Gimme four hours and Im done. What shall you order with spoils this time mah fave client? Usual please... Made +4 Steel forge called Boris and gave it to Roshe. Gave Goddes icon to him aswell. Rush trough castle. Went to buy shitload of vulnerarys. So time for Gordin for promotion has come. Being without healer until Merric promotes worries me. I could be cheap and left him unpromoted but Im not so... Name Class Level Hp Str Mag Ski Spd Lck Def Res Rank Marth Lord 11.86 26 12 0 6 12 15 9 1 B Shiida Myrm 12.75 29 6 0 19 20 16 6 0 C Cain Myrm 16.98 31 9 0 20 18 10 7 0 A Gordin Cur 20.-- 28 1 2 10 9 12 7 12 B Cord Hunt 13.47 23 11 0 11 14 11 6 0 C Julian Thie 10.34 22 9 0 9 16 14 5 0 C Merric Cav 15.81 34 7 1 11 14 11 14 1 E B Roshe Myrm 10.38 27 7 0 17 15 6 4 0 D Athena Arc 14.35 29 13 0 9 7 7 10 0 D Caesar Hunt 6.61 23 8 0 4 10 6 5 0 D Merric got Res Edited December 13, 2010 by Sho.M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 Being sick has some good sides. Huge increase in playtime would be one. Chapter 11 What time it is? Mid-day sir. Gordin? Right here sir. Where is every body? Playing that new game Cord made sir. And that would be? Everyone drink until Athena drops. If you didn't drop before her you can spend all night in Shiida's orgy tent. Why am i still here! Wait... Let me ques. I failed so bad that when I wake up in hangover at morning others are still drinking? Close but no. Then what? They use that special beer from Talys that Cord brough with him. Your point? You passed out from the mere scent of it... And game ended pretty quick after that as Shiida put some sleeping pills on Athena's beer. They started around midnight... Why are you here? I came with Sir Roshe sir. And he? Promotion or not, he is Cain's boytoy. Also, He has this only once per hole idealism. And Cain? In the tent sir. If it's really that easy to get from Shiida why did I promote Roshe? Cause she was normal virgin princes whit all pure and sweet mind before she met him sir. Good point. Argh! There has to be someone I can beat in drinking! Some lameish archer or... Whats your class? Curate sir. Not anymore boy, Not anymore... Gordin promoted. Merric took care of mercs, others rush... Gordin is pretty damn epic. Marth killed manakete. Haven't seen him this good since my first playtrought... Name Class Level Hp Str Mag Ski Spd Lck Def Res Rank Marth Lord 12.46 27 13 0 6 12 16 9 1 B Shiida Myrm 12.92 29 6 0 19 20 16 6 0 C Cain Myrm 17.71 32 9 0 20 19 10 8 0 A Gordin Sni 1.97 36 8 2 17 14 12 11 9 A Cord Hunt 13.54 23 11 0 11 14 11 6 0 C Julian Thie 11.12 23 10 0 10 17 14 6 0 C Merric Cav 17.17 35 8 1 12 15 13 14 1 E A Roshe Myrm 10.64 27 7 0 17 15 6 4 0 C Athena Arc 14.73 29 13 0 9 7 7 10 0 D Caesar Hunt 6.80 23 8 0 4 10 6 5 0 D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Congratulations, you went from the border between funny and disturbing to flat-out WTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Jesus dude. This is kind of...squicky. Gah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 Holy... Thats it. No more creative writing while being sick ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted December 28, 2010 Author Share Posted December 28, 2010 Chapter 12 Can you hear that Thomas? What now Dolph? Someones fighting in the hallways. Could it be that we are to saved? I sure hope so. We have been prisoned for so long by these drunksters its not even funny. I knew theres still someone to care about this ancient castle of soberness in this world! Thats how it looks like... Gave Shiida that Energy Drop. Killing people and gathering stuff... Broke merrics Javelin forge. How long does it take before reality catches up with my awesome sniper? Both Marth and Cord got nothing on level ups... Name Class Level Hp Str Mag Ski Spd Lck Def Res Rank Marth Lord 14.16 28 13 0 7 12 17 9 1 B Shiida Myrm 13.35 30 8 0 20 20 17 6 0 C Cain Myrm 17.99 32 9 0 20 19 10 8 0 A Gordin Sni 2.59 37 8 2 17 15 12 12 9 A Cord Hunt 14.01 23 11 0 11 14 11 6 0 C Julian Thie 11.46 23 10 0 10 17 14 6 0 C Merric Cav 19.43 37 8 1 14 15 15 16 1 E A Roshe Myrm 11.24 28 7 0 17 15 6 4 0 C Athena Arc 15.16 30 13 0 9 8 8 10 0 D Caesar Hunt 7.90 24 8 0 5 10 7 6 0 D Dolph base Tomas base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 (edited) I don't think I should do more story to this one... 12x Gave Dolph some Mag and +4 thunder. Caesar got some speed. Boots to Cord. Name Class Level Hp Str Mag Ski Spd Lck Def Res Rank Marth Lord 14.31 28 13 0 7 12 17 9 1 B Shiida Myrm 13.50 30 8 0 20 20 17 6 0 C Cain Myrm 19.81 34 9 0 20 20 12 8 0 A Gordin Sni 3.21 38 8 2 18 15 12 13 9 A Cord Hunt 14.24 23 11 0 11 14 11 6 0 C Julian Thie 11.85 23 10 0 10 17 14 6 0 C Merric Cav 20.-- 38 8 1 15 15 15 16 1 E A Roshe Myrm 11.73 28 7 0 17 15 6 4 0 C Athena Arc 15.16 30 13 0 9 8 8 10 0 D Caesar Hunt 8.81 25 9 0 5 12 7 7 0 D Dolph base +2 Mag Tomas base Chapter 13 So Finally I have new healer as Merric promoted. 12 def and 42 Hp on Lv. 1 Sage kinda makes my day. +6 iron lance forge for tomas. Chapters like this you like having team full of good dodge units and hate their low Movement OMG Thief's second hit crit is epic compared to others in this game. Cain promoted. Name Class Level Hp Str Mag Ski Spd Lck Def Res Rank Marth Lord 14.75 28 13 0 7 12 17 9 1 B Shiida Myrm 13.80 30 8 0 20 20 17 6 0 C Cain SM 1.00 41 11 1 22 22 13 11 3 A Gordin Sni 3.64 38 8 2 18 15 12 13 9 A Cord Hunt 14.63 23 11 0 11 14 11 6 0 B Julian Thie 12.22 24 11 0 10 18 15 7 0 C Merric Sag 1.52 42 6 5 15 13 15 12 6 D E Roshe Myrm 11.73 28 7 0 17 15 6 4 0 C Athena Arc 15.16 30 13 0 9 8 8 10 0 D Caesar Hunt 8.89 25 9 0 5 12 7 7 0 D Dolph base +2 Mag Tomas Cav 9.50 24 8 0 5 7 4 8 0 E E Edited January 13, 2011 by Sho.M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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