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(12:54:47 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: Max damage (one life): 8190

(12:54:58 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: Longest life: 37:59

(12:56:02 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: 8190 damage is insane

(12:58:55 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: Most classes have 125-200 health

(1:11:32 PM) Hextator: so you're like the Hextator of TF2

(1:11:36 PM) Hextator: I can appreciate that

(1:12:00 PM) Hextator: have you considered becoming a professional hextator

(1:12:14 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: What would this entail

(1:12:22 PM) Hextator: first you have to be amazing at everything

(1:12:28 PM) Hextator: I think you might have that down

(1:12:34 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: Probably

(1:12:35 PM) Hextator: then you must have incredibly bad luck

(1:12:37 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: What else?

(1:12:40 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: I have that down pat

(1:12:45 PM) Hextator: I'm not sure why but this is some kind of requirement

(1:13:04 PM) Hextator: finally you must be incredibly beautiful and everyone must secretly or explicitly love you

(1:13:07 PM) Hextator: I think you can handle it

(1:14:22 PM) Utsuho_Reiuji: Easy enough

Best job ever

Edited by Obviam
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