Fireman Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 So last night, Masu payed me millions of gold to get him the best gift ever to propse to Princess. I accepted. Today, I was thinking and decided to google something in hopes that it would make my search easier. I googled "best online gift you could give someone" and the first result I got was this: If you are thinking about suicide, READ THIS FIRST! I lawled. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 .....I think Masu should get his money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 .....I think Masu should get his money back. No refunds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbeline Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 The greatest gift ever must be life. It's a bit odd, however. An interesting page in a way. I didn't actually find it funny, though. Hmm. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I think I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 So all Masu has to present to Princess is his life.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 So all Masu has to present to Princess is his life.... Is that safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 I think I needed that. Wow, another life possibly changed by the Fireman..... Zephrion was right about me.... Is that safe? If they use condoms and birth control pills, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbeline Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 So all Masu has to present to Princess is his life.... lol Not literally. But in a way, the best thing I think he can do is just be there for her. It's nice just to have someone around. But. . . then again he paid you to find a gift. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 If they use condoms and birth control pills, yes. I meant...Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 ARGH! I just being with her isnt good enough in my opinion seeing as, im not much of anything. A loud obnoxious spazy overprotective weak idiot like me....it still surprises me that she ever decided to date me.........but then if i feel i must spend money on her then it feels like im just buying her affection rather than earning it! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *pulls hair out and face desks multiple times* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 This gives me another idea.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I think I needed that. Really, how come? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Really, how come? uh..... *runs away* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 uh.....*runs away* ....-_-.....I am suspicious of you fox....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 6, 2008 Author Share Posted July 6, 2008 ....-_-.....I am suspicious of you fox....... We all are...but I'm sure it's nothing that can't be swept under the rug..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Maybe this will explain something: That bird still can't fly well But someday she will know the feeling of cutting through the wind The place she can't reach is still there in the distance She gazes at it, keeping her wish to herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 6, 2008 Author Share Posted July 6, 2008 Maybe this will explain something:That bird still can't fly well But someday she will know the feeling of cutting through the wind The place she can't reach is still there in the distance She gazes at it, keeping her wish to herself I think I understand. But I'll stay silent just in case I'm wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Great article Fireman, now if you excuse me I'm going to comptinplaint suicide (no really) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I think I understand. But I'll stay silent just in case I'm wrong. Don't worry, you can try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Don't worry, you can try. I read it, but there's a number of things it could relate to. If you need someone to talk about anything with, just send me a PM. I mean anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 I read it, but there's a number of things it could relate to. If you need someone to talk about anything with, just send me a PM. I mean anything. Okay, I'll send you a PM about my over affectionate fat cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Okay, I'll send you a PM about my over affectionate fat cousin. Okay... How can I help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Well, you see... she's one of those hillbilly types. She doesn't mind tackle hugging me in front of all my friends. I tend to avoid her when she comes over to visit, but my mom usually tips her off at my location and she tackle hugs me in front of my friends. I don't want to tell her to stop (because it would hurt her feelings and she would probably kick my ass). She does some other embarrassing things, like talk in that weird accent and "invade" my room when people are over. So is there any special perfume to keep her away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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