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Multifaction sucks. That's why noone pays attention.

We must be observing different games. Lots of attention has been paid here.

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The day was once again over in a flash. You cast your vote and as you are walking around killing time, you notice some dead bodies lying around.

Yet another person was beat to death with a turtle shell.

Dear Radiant Dragon, you are a Bowl of Petunias.

You are a bowl of petunias that materialized over the ancient planet of Magrathea. And the last thought that went through your brain before you smashed into the ground was "Oh no, not again". Now why the fuck would you think that?

During the day, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Do nothing in <USER>'s house" in your message. Since you are a bowl of petunias, <USER> won't know that you're a spy and will accidentially say his role PM out loud which you will remember. However, <USER> will not reveal his faction or alias.

You are a bowl of petunias and somehow, you inspire your team to kill efficiently and in style. Every night, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "<Teammate>, would you kindly kill <USER>?" in your message. <Teammate> will then kill <USER> with their own specific flavour. If you are killed, your faction's killing ability is greatly reduced.

You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Rudy Boesch.

You are allied with the Crazy Casayas. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

MI6 has made a move yet again, although a spokesman denied. A note that read "James Bond was here" written in blood was left where the head used to be.

Dear Wen YangCore, you are Gilgamesh.

You are Gilgamesh. Four arms, four swords and a very shitty sense of humour. Plus, the Excalipoor only does 1 damage. No wonder everyone makes fun of you. It might just be because you suck ass.

Because you are Gilgamesh, your word counts more than the average person's. Therefore, whenever you vote, your vote may be the one to break a tie.

During the night, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Night X - Allow <USER> to wield the Excalipoor" in your message. You will allow <USER> to hold onto Excalipoor for a day but because Excalipoor is such a shit weapon, their vote will not count in the day's lynch. In addition, <USER> will not be told that their vote is now useless.

You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Ben "Coach" Wade.

You are allied with the Latter-day Renaissance Men. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

Along your stroll, you make sure to pass the church. You see a body hanging from it.

Dear Jhen Mohran, you are Killy.

Despite your name being comprised mostly of the word kill, you are actually a nice guy with a very powerful gun.

During the day, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Hack into <USER>s speech synapses" in your message. You will hack into the <USER> and fuck around with their speech, laying a post restriction of your choice on them for the following night and day. There are no limits on whatever you want them to say or not to say.

During the night, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Night X - Threaten <USER> with Gravitational Beam Emitter" in your message. You will go over to <USER> and threaten him to not perform his night action. <USER> will be scared by this and will not perform his night action.

You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Courtney Marit.

You are allied with God's Bowling Buddies. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

It is now Night 10. It ends in little over 22 hours. Enjoy your sleep.Also my cat has a cold

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I meant at killing me. Since being lynched only leads to 1/2 lost of a role.

... No it doesn't. The rules specifically state that you die in entirety if you are lynched.

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Another night, and not learning a lesson from two night ago, you sleep together again. Yet AGAIN, dead bodies everywhere.

Stuffing with cookies has made another victim.

Dear Frostbite, you are Hank Hill.

You are a spy in the service of Britain and James Bond ain't got shit on you. yu want everybody to know yo kill the bin laden myself, not the us. you fucking kill him fuck his ass make him humble. And that's the reason why you're here.

During the day, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Send MI-6 to dig up information on <USER>" in your message. <USER>'s Role PM will be revealed to you at the start of the next phase. You will not find out <USER>'s alliance or alias.

During the night, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Night X - keep <USER> under surveillance" in your message. You will keep track of <USER> throughout the phase, and if <USER> is killed, you will run over and revive him/her.

You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Laura Morett.

You are allied with Skillz That Killz. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

Someone has been pecked to death by ducks.

Dear WeaponsofMassConstruction, you are Francis.

You are Francis, you lucky bastard. You are a turtle and think nothing but "I'm a turtle" your entire life. Because of this, you will outlive the inferior human species.

During the day phase, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Stand in <USER>s way " in your message. Any day actions <USER> is targeted with will happen to you instead.

Because you are so obviously the superior of the puny, puny humans, God will from time to time bless you with knowledge of a human's Alias. During the night, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Night X - Ask God for <USER>s alias" in your message. At the start of the next phase, you will obviously be told <USER>s alias.

You know that <SNIP is <SNIP>.

Your alias is Jenna Morasca.

You are allied with the Animal Legion. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

I am calling game end. The only thing that can happen now is that eclipse and Psych shoot each other. And since kills are simultaneous, they both lose.

THAT'S RIGHT. NOBODY'S A WINNER, EVERYONE'S A LOSER!

Dear eclipse, you are Cookie Monster.

All hail the Cookie Monster! You are CM from SS. You take cookies but never swallow and everybody wonders why that is. Your entire life, you've felt like some higher power is pulling your strings and making you talk and this has made you a very devout Muslim.

Since you have fur all over your body, the people of the Animal Legion think you're an animal and invited you to join them. Little did they know you weren't an animal but a Monster! A Cookie Monster! If you are inspected, your role PM will be as follows. You also know that your own faction is being moled so be careful when talking to your allies.

Dear eclipse, you are Cookie Monster.

All hail the Cookie Monster! You are CM from SS. You take cookies but never swallow and everybody wonders why that is. Your entire life, you've felt like some higher power is pulling your strings and making you talk and this has made you a very devout Muslim.

Once during the game, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Offer cookies to everyone" in your message. Anyone that is targeting your faction will notice that you are serving cookies and will immediately target you instead because apparently, they don't like chocolate chip cookies.

You know your evil twin Trekkie Monster is around. He has threatened you to sell all his stocks in cookie baking companies, which would cause a collapse of all cookie bakers worldwide. Which would mean a world without cookies. Which would be awful. If you or your faction manages to kill him, the cookie gods will be pleased and grant you a power in return.

You know that Francis is WeaponsofMassDestruction.

Your alias is Courtney Marit.

You are allied with the Animal Legion. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

You know your evil twin Trekkie Monster is around. He has threatened you to sell all his stocks in cookie baking companies, which would cause a collapse of all cookie bakers worldwide. Which would mean a world without cookies. Which would be awful. If you or your faction manages to kill him, the cookie gods will be pleased and grant you a power in return.

You know that Killy is Jhen Mohran.

Your alias is Courtney Marit.

You are allied with God's Bowling Buddies. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

Dear Rody 7Psych, you are Duck Chaser.

You are the infamous Duck Chaser, Chaser of Ducks. Hillbilly, trailerpark trash that grew up in the swamps of Mexico.

Because you're a duck hunter protecting the galaxy against the villainous ducks, your vote for lynch will count as 1.5 votes.

Because you grew up in the foggy swamps of Mexico, you learned to tell people's faction by their scent. During the night, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Night X - Smell <USER>" in your message. At the beginning of the next phase, <USER>s faction will be revealed to you.

You know that Steven Hawking is Strawman the SawmanShaman.

Your alias is Cirie Fields.

You are allied with the Crazy Casayas. You win if your faction is the last one standing.

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