Desdemona Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 i am mildly offended by this statement! Whatever do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 zzzzzzz.....wah?....HUH!???? WHAT THE HELL??????? ....oh its just...wait...why does my head hurt...and why is my hand tied to the bar? Fireman....why are you smiling at me and holding a beer bong? WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING "CHUG" AT ME??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymbeline Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 A vodka for Serene and a Coke for Cymb. *puts some money down* No, if worst comes to worst I'll stay at Hotel Masu.Thank you. *starts drinking beer* Don't do it!! Fox'll rape you!! We're just going to have. . . coke. But your concern is sweet, Ridge. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decus Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Don't do it!! Fox'll rape you!! *Wakes up and sits next to Fox* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songbird Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'd like chocolate milk. I'm craving something...chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 May I dance with you? I think I have enough scotch in me to do so. *is very drunk now* ok! *dances with lyle* *throws up all over lyle* Whatever do you mean? you know what i meansssssssssssssss heehee! *chugs bottle of olive oil* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *Drunk on floor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *Looks at topic* Fireman Give me eight vodkas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desdemona Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'll have a cup of tea! *slaps money on the table* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *is very drunk now*ok! *dances with lyle* *throws up all over lyle* you know what i meansssssssssssssss heehee! *chugs bottle of olive oil* I didn't know Olive oil could make you throw up..... *Takes off shirt to reveal hard abs of steal. (In RL flab.)* Sorry about that. I can't stand being dirty around a pretty lady. Well....unless she asks me to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I didn't know Olive oil could make you throw up.....*Takes off shirt to reveal hard abs of steal. (In RL flab.)* Sorry about that. I can't stand being dirty around a pretty lady. Well....unless she asks me to. *throws up again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'd like chocolate milk.I'm craving something...chocolate. Choco milk for the sweet-toothed bird. *Looks at topic*Fireman Give me eight vodkas Eight vodkas for the drunk man. I'll have a cup of tea! *slaps money on the table* a cup of tea for the twin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 (edited) *takes vomit shirt off head* HEY\!!!!!\#!!!!\!!! WTH??? YOU WA-(gasp)-NA START SOMETHING LYLE DAYEK? Edited July 8, 2008 by Gatrie: Alone and Unloved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 I didn't know Olive oil could make you throw up.....*Takes off shirt to reveal hard abs of steal. (In RL flab.)* Sorry about that. I can't stand being dirty around a pretty lady. Well....unless she asks me to. Please Lyle. Put your shirt back on! This is a children's tavern! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *throws up again* ._________. Dammit..... I hope that's not a responce to me taking off my shirt..... @Gatrie: Oh....Sorry buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Please Lyle. Put your shirt back on! This is a children's tavern! Wut? But.....taverns serve alcohol......and kids are not....allowed.......*Is befuddled* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 Please put your shirt back on. There are children here. *looks at the children hiding in the corner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *Is too drunk to post intelligently* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *Is too drunk to post intelligently* *is pretty much the same* BUT HEY THAT'S ALL THE TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *Grabs a clean shirt. Puts it on.* *Waits for bianchi to throw up on it or spill something on it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *Is too drunk to post intelligently* OH GOD SHES BACK! Now fox......just gimme the keys........and i'll leave you alone.....okay????*reaches towards fox's pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 *laughs retardedly* i wants some fun *starts to exotic dance* heehee *chugs from olive oil bottle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desdemona Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Please Lyle. Put your shirt back on! This is a children's tavern! I sense irony in that statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 OH GOD SHES BACK! Now fox......just gimme the keys........and i'll leave you alone.....okay????*reaches towards fox's pocket* Keep your hands to yourself young man. This is a tavern, not a brothel. Although we're getting close.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrach Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Fireman, I'll have another beer. You know what, I'll pay extra with the insurance money I got from my car if you just make sure my glass never gets empty tonight. Good thing I payed extra to get covered for a monster truck randomly driving over and crushing my car...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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