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Barnacles suck.

But it's funny to feed them explosive barrels and laugh when they all vomit up birds and bones and shit.

You don't beat them to death with a crowbar like a man? Lame.

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They're on the fucking ceiling how do you crowbar them to dea --

ohh

You use the barrels to build a stairway, don't you?

Build a stairway? That's for lamers. I allow them to grab me and beat them to death with my crowbar. Like a man.

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Build a stairway? That's for lamers. I allow them to grab me and beat them to death with my crowbar. Like a man.

I didn't know it was possible to kill them before they nommed you. I must lab this.

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I didn't know it was possible to kill them before they nommed you. I must lab this.

It's totally possible. They just eat like half your health so you gotta smack them before they take a gible on your head.

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I didn't know it was possible to kill them before they nommed you. I must lab this.

Wait, you've never tried it before? That was always my method for killing them in order to save ammo. Though I guess you could just use the pistol or the aforementioned exploding barrels.

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Wait, you've never tried it before? That was always my method for killing them in order to save ammo. Though I guess you could just use the pistol or the aforementioned exploding barrels.

Aye, using ammo on them is such a waste when they're so easy to kill with these other methods.

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Wait, you've never tried it before? That was always my method for killing them in order to save ammo. Though I guess you could just use the pistol or the aforementioned exploding barrels.

1: Pistol has, like, infinity ammo considering my personal propensity for crowbaring dirty Combines anyway.

2: Explosive barrels explode and are therefore superior.

EDIT: Also, after Chapter 5 every weapon I use has infinite ammo, if you know what I mean.

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Build a stairway? That's for lamers.

What the hell have you got against Led Zeppelin?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end :lol:

Don't remember asking for a life story

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1: Pistol has, like, infinity ammo considering my personal propensity for crowbaring dirty Combines anyway.

2: Explosive barrels explode and are therefore superior.

EDIT: Also, after Chapter 5 every weapon I use has infinite ammo, if you know what I mean.

Honestly, using the crowbar is probably just a carry over from Half Life 1 for me, back before you had the Gravity Gun.

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