ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 My niece just found me another picture of King Kong, and in this one he’s holding a human woman off the side of a skyscraper. I find this very troubling. Very, very troubling. It is likely that this woman died. If the monkey didn’t accidentally snap her like a toothpick, then he probably dropped her to her death. Or I suppose he could’ve eaten her. In any case, a terrible way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 My niece just found me another picture of King Kong, and in this one he’s holding a human woman off the side of a skyscraper. I find this very troubling. Very, very troubling. It is likely that this woman died. If the monkey didn’t accidentally snap her like a toothpick, then he probably dropped her to her death. Or I suppose he could’ve eaten her. In any case, a terrible way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 He is certainly an impressive animal, but I pray he is no longer on the loose. Big monkey like that belongs back in the jungle or trapped in the center of some kind of huge maze or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Still, hell of a monkey. Yesiree, hell of a goddamn monkey indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 i never played persona 3 until last year but i only liked it cause of the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Great Scott! Marty! If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=jLRBaNPS1h0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 where do you find this obscure shit chen tfw making fajitas for friday night tfw hits the spot just right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 as a contrarian, i live and breathe obscure shit tbh >fajitas appropriating amerifat culture... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 amerifats already appropriated it from mexicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 did the japanese appropriate chinese letters for their own use? they kinda did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 mexican food is too spicy for me hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Fajitas? Eh, that thing is more Tex-Mex in origin anyway.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 once i ate at chipotle and almost died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 # tfw minmaxing your character as a weeb >katanas do the strongest damage for one handed weapons throughout D&D what did they meme? https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 once i ate at chipotle and almost died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Nobody said: mexican food is too spicy for me hehe just get the mild fajita seasoning, or smoky bbq. then everyone can eat it even if they don't like spicy foods although you would need to make it yourself if that was the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas: (One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork (Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Nobody said: mexican food is too spicy for me hehe just get the mild fajita seasoning, or smoky bbq. then everyone can eat it even if they don't like spicy foods although you would need to make it yourself if that was the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 You know, on the subject of appropiation, I find it quite amusing how appropiated Cinco de Mayo is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 You know, on the subject of appropiation, I find it quite amusing how appropiated Cinco de Mayo is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 you haven't experienced autism until elona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 you haven't experienced autism until elona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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