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BLOOD AND THUNDER keeps you fit by scaring off the pounds with death threats.

Call within the next thirty minutes and we'll throw in an axe

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Noire threw her robe at Inigo, a chess board suddenly appeared. "N-Noire?" Muttered Inigo. "BLOOD AND THUNDER" Noire shouted so loud the earth shook. She was in the nude, ready to punish her lover in a game of chess. "N-now Noire, you know I'd much rather joust with you. You're just overrea-" before he could finish, Noire punched Inigo in the face. "Blood and thunder", repeated Noire. "Y-yes I'll play chess with you instead" wimpered a frightened Inigo.

Inigo never uttered 'plump' again.

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Sorry ZM, had to. Plump

This is why I ship Inigo/Noire.

I Belmont stride all day erry day.

But no, don't stab me that's how I bleed. It's ZM's fault.

I-I didn't do anything. >_>

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He would've, but her alter ego was too frightening for him.

I still like them together, though.

Maribelle!Lucina:
Level 10 Lord
HP: 40
STR: 16
MAG: 13
SKILL: 24
SPD: 26
LUCK: 28
DEF: 17
RES: 13
Inherited Skills: Aether, Galeforce
Chrom!Brady:
Level 10 Priest
HP: 39
STR: 11
MAG: 16
SKILL: 19
SPD: 22
LUCK: 27
DEF: 14
RES: 19
Inherited Skills: Rightful King, Galeforce
Gregor!Severa:
Level 10 Mercenary
HP: 49
STR: 27
MAG: 4
SKILL: 27
SPD: 22
LUCK: 16
DEF: 18
RES: 8
Inherited Skills: Axefaire, Galeforce
Gaius!Cynthia:
Level 10 Pegasus Knight
HP: 43
STR: 23
MAG: 9
SKILL: 28
SPD: 31+2
LUCK: 23
DEF: 18
RES: 15
Inherited Skills: Sol, Galeforce
Henry!Noire
Level 10 Archer
HP: 43
STR: 18
MAG: 17
SKILL: 24+2
SPD: 25
LUCK: 16
DEF: 21
RES: 10
Inherited Skills: Wrath, Luna
Stahl!Inigo:
Level 10 Mercenary
HP: 49
STR: 24
MAG: 8
SKILL: 29
SPD: 28 (capped)
LUCK: 23
DEF: 19
RES: 9
Inherited Skills: Luna, Galeforce
Vaike!Yarne:
Level 10 Taguel
HP: 53
STR: 25
MAG: 2
SKILL: 21
SPD: 23
LUCK: 18
DEF: 21
RES: 5
Inherited Skills: Sol, Swordbreaker
Cynthia!Morgan:
Level 10 Pegasus Knight
HP: 49
STR: 28 (capped)
MAG: 13
SKILL: 31
SPD: 31
LUCK: 25
DEF: 19
RES: 18
BEST CHILDREN
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You don't know the Belmont stride?

*pokes Shirley*

Sadly no. >_> elaborate when I get back home around 9-10 pm EST.

-pokes back from the train- train poke!

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Henry!Noire

Level 10 Archer
HP: 43
STR: 18
MAG: 17
SKILL: 24+2
SPD: 25
LUCK: 16
DEF: 21
RES: 10
Inherited Skills: Wrath, Luna

Hrm...I see that you actually care about gender exclusive skills (more than me, at least).

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Galeforce is too cookie cutter. Just like Link Landscknects.

Actually my girl Avatar named after the cutests undine and philosopher will pass on Lancefaire because yes.

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I find it funny how once you get to a high enough level you can put skillpoints into whatever you want.

Unless it's a really specialized build or something.

There's so much leeway for a Landsknecht at least.

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Because Landsknechts can do whatever. Huh, a sniping Landsknecht/Sniper sounds fun now that I think about it. Back row, bows, Sniper skills. They use swords for ammo.
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What about female exclusive skills save for GALEFORCE because it's GALEFORCE.

Galeforce is too cookie-cutter, and honestly, that much grinding just to get a player phase only skill onto a son doesn't sit well with me.

Perhaps the Valkyrie skills...

Well, since Miriel and Cherche don't really have anything better to pass down (though for Miriel, depending on who she marries, Renewal might be a consideration)...

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The Great Fox 2, Starfox team's mothership/home. Just flying around the Lylat system for no reason other than patroling. But they're a mercenary group, why do they need to 'patrol' anything. Oh wait, they're the good guys. It's a slow day, nothing has happened since Fox killed the Aparoid Queen, causing a whole species of creatures to go extinct. The team was rewarded, for the genocide of a species mind you, with another top of the line mothership and wads and wads of cash.

"Woooooow, I'm so bored. I almost wish some two-bit thugs would cause trouble." Uttered a blue bird. "Now Falco, peace is a good thing. Count your blessings." Said a blue fox woman, obviously the only taco in this sausage fest. "Well, Krystal I don't see your boyfriend sitting around. He keeps flying off and leaving me to look after everything." Sqwaked Falco, "He's probably off on some adventure."

"Oh stop, you know Fox patrols on his own. Besides, people do defend the home you know." Krystal said while reading a newspaper that she always had. "Oh, Falco, have you seen Slippy?" Inquired Krystal. Slippy is a frog man by the way. "Not since this morning, he said something about baking."

"We have a kitchen?"

"Yeah, we took a tour of the place, remember? Unless you were taking a nap"

Suddenly Slippy came into the bridge holding two pies. "Hey guys! Look what I made!"

As soon as Slippy finished his sentance, the pies exploded causing a whole mess of pie guts to fly everywhere.

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Iunno

Slippy should have done a barrel roll before the pies exploded. xP

Vaike! NOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed, falling to his knees and shaking his fists at the heavens.

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Eh, who cares. Claude/Sylvia is nothing compared to Lewyn/Sylvia anyway.

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Screw Sylvia.
I always kill her for Laylea.

Inigo woke up in a dark tent, sweating profusely. "Wow...it's really hot in here..." he complained, wiping sweat from his brow. "And it's...darker than it needs to be. I don't think it's night yet. I'd be practicing my dancing by now...I hope no one heard that. Ugh. Anyway, where am I?"

"Hello Inigo."

The mercenary jumped hearing the feminine voice. "A-Agh! Who's there?!" he demanded.

"...You didn't recognize me...I'm sad now..."

Inigo's eyes widened as he came to his senses. "N-Noire...?"

"THAT'S RIGHT, WHELP! HOW DARE YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME."

Five candles suddenly illuminated on the bed Inigo was laying on and Noire revealed herself to him, wearing nothing but a robe. "What have I told you about flirting with other girls?" she scolded, glaring at him. "When you promised me you wouldn't anymore, the first thing you did was try to squeeze Severa's butt!"

"I-I couldn't help it! It was just so...plump," Inigo sweatdropped, starting to drool a bit.

"I'LL SHOW YOU PLUMP!" Noire screamed.

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What happens next is up to you, reader.

She should have threw her shoe at him and shouted "To the abyss with you."

whaaaa

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell looks like it's time for me to leave now. TO THE CITY (Manhattan). AKA Nintendo World first.

See ya Shirley

Noire threw her robe at Inigo, a chess board suddenly appeared. "N-Noire?" Muttered Inigo. "BLOOD AND THUNDER" Noire shouted so loud the earth shook. She was in the nude, ready to punish her lover in a game of chess. "N-now Noire, you know I'd much rather joust with you. You're just overrea-" before he could finish, Noire punched Inigo in the face. "Blood and thunder", repeated Noire. "Y-yes I'll play chess with you instead" wimpered a frightened Inigo.

Inigo never uttered 'plump' again.

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Sorry ZM, had to. Plump

Good enough. >=]

He would've, but her alter ego was too frightening for him.

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lol

Is there any female skill people use besides galeforks

Rally Res.

Special Dance is best skill passed down 10/10

would pass down again

Actually, you can't pass down Special Dance. And it's useless without the Dancer class anyway; which only Olivia has.

Demoiselle on male children is the best skill, let's all face it.

Brotherly love. <3

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