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Well ! If things are came back to calm, I can breathe and rule this topic. \o/

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Who wouldn't?

(NinjaMonkey doesn't count by the way)

wah

By the way, I still prefer Cynthia as a wife a millionfold.

wha

Attempt 20.........

on trying to rest.

But it's early.

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The first rule will be the next :

1°) All member posting on this topic will be forced to bring me cofee when I ask. :D

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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT... XP

SHIRLEY MESSENGER BOT 2.0

[9:24:20 PM] Ninfia: Eliwood: Rey

Marcus: BLS

Lowen: Sask

Rebecca: Sangyul

Dorcas: bearclaw13/Lonely Wallcrab

Bartre: JSND/I Have a Dragon Boner

Hector: Ein

Oswin: Sirius

Serra: Hatari

Matthew: Jprebs

Guy: Kalas

Merlinus: Dio

Erk: Breezy

Priscilla: NTG

Lyn: Fia

Sain: Levant

Kent: Emerald

Wil: ZM

Florina: Shirley

Raven: Randoman

Lucius: Soul

Canas: Peppy

Dart: Darros

Fiora: Ace

Legault: Sirius

Ninian: Vashi

Isadora: Ayanami

Heath: Jedi

Rath: David

Hawkeye: PKLucas

Geitz: NinjaMonkey

Wallace: DLV

Farina: Hatari

Pent: Boney

Louise: Criz

Karel: Acacia

Harken: Zak

Nino:

Jaffar: Slayer

Vaida: Linkmstr

Nils: Ice Sage

Karla: Freohr

Renault: Interest

Athos: TE

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I'm sorry Zak.

[spoiler=???]

I Saw Tinny Kissing Santa Claus

Zak woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one slow box that looked like a chicken.

Then Zak noticed that Tinny was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Zak thought that he would surprise Tinny. Maybe even sneak up behind her and kill her on her hardy forehead. That always made Tinny idiotic.

Zak crept idiotically down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its misshapen lights, and the presents, heaped up objectively, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Tinny. Kissing someone.

Zak was so angry, he picked up a ostrich from a table and threw it sexily under a train.

They both looked around.

"Tinny, you dumb dolphin!" Zak yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Zak looked and then rubbed his ear and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Tinny said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a blue kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Zak said weirdly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be triangular."

That seemed reasonable. Zak went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a dog that got stabbed repeatedly. He made Zak's armpit feel all small.

"You see?" Tinny said mistakenly and Zak saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.
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