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*standing on a rocky, atmosphereless planet with a giant sun looming above while in advanced Space-battle armor*

Me: Man, I'm more deadpool than Deadpool! In fact, this is one of my most Deadpool moments right here! Only I'm celibate, and somewhat moral, and I bet I could beat Deadpool easily! Hell, throw in Darkseid, Doomsday and Superman to, just to show how awesome I am!

*one epic fight scene I'm to lazy to animate later*

*Cut to the unconscious body of Superman and Deadpools decapitated body hanging by their arms tied to a wooden frame*

Me: The fruits of my labor are fantastic, aren't they?

Deadpool head: I wanted to win that fight...

Me: Ah, don't be a baby. *goes over and pours grey powder from a container labeled 'here lies the delicious remains of Doomsday' and black powered from a contained labeled 'here lies the delicious remains of Darkseid' into a blenders and blends them with delicious dairy products* Ash shake?

Deadpool head: Babies creep me out. But I'd love an ash shake. *drinks* you want one Grey-face?

Me: of course not. That has ashes and junk in it. Who in there right mind would even consider having one?

...

Well, that was a thing. I hope I didn't put anything overly non-Deadpool in there. Imagine the shame. Then again he's got two lines, so how bad could I have done?

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*standing on a rocky, atmosphereless planet with a giant sun looming above while in advanced Space-battle armor*

Me: Man, I'm more deadpool than Deadpool! In fact, this is one of my most Deadpool moments right here! Only I'm celibate, and somewhat moral, and I bet I could beat Deadpool easily! Hell, throw in Darkseid, Doomsday and Superman to, just to show how awesome I am!

*one epic fight scene I'm to lazy to animate later*

*Cut to the unconscious body of Superman and Deadpools decapitated body hanging by their arms tied to a wooden frame*

Me: The fruits of my labor are fantastic, aren't they?

Deadpool head: I wanted to win that fight...

Me: Ah, don't be a baby. *goes over and pours grey powder from a container labeled 'here lies the delicious remains of Doomsday' and black powered from a contained labeled 'here lies the delicious remains of Darkseid' into a blenders and blends them with delicious dairy products* Ash shake?

Deadpool head: Babies creep me out. But I'd love an ash shake. *drinks* you want one Grey-face?

Me: of course not. That has ashes and junk in it. Who in there right mind would even consider having one?

...

Well, that was a thing. I hope I didn't put anything overly non-Deadpool in there. Imagine the shame. Then again he's got two lines, so how bad could I have done?

Formerly a soldier of Crimea

Formerly a Grail Merc.

Faster that a Speeding Bullet.

More Powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

This looks like a job for...
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Stupendous Girl!

We join our heroine again as she goes into deep space faster than a speeding comet. She senses the Ozone layer is dying on a non atmospheric planet that no ordinary mortal would dare to set foot in it. Even the shakes suck. It shows a scene which it shows Superman and the deadpools tied to a wooden stake.

Stupendous Girl: Some deadpool beyond ordinary deadpool is showing himself off to the world. Showing their remains of being blendered into ash shakes. The girl can't help but wonder...is he actually fighting for justice, or for evil. Her

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optic sensors indicate that the shake can be used rather for a protozoic waste bomb against Validar's forces. She grabs some in a container and says...
"Up." "Up." "And Awaaaaaay." As she flies back to earth sensing a distress signal to find out where Ike is practicing as he has never been heard from since after the battle with Goddess Ashera. (To be continued)
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Yippie!

My videos are finally up!

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