Jump to content

''How to take favoritism the wrong way'' A psychoanalysis of Colonel M's thoughts about Nino.


sumerian99
 Share

Recommended Posts

sumerian99 : Tell us in detail why you like Nino

sumerian99 : I want anEXHAUSTIVE description

Anouleth : he can't

sumerian99 : why

Anouleth : he'll get banned

sumerian99 : LOL

sumerian99 : No

sumerian99 : he wont

Anouleth : he'll have totake ALL the seats

13th : Only if wereport him.

sumerian99 : LOL

sumerian99 : Go on

Colonel M : Anouleth...

sumerian99 : SHH

13th : He can't haveall the seats, Anou.

sumerian99 : let m speak

sumerian99 : M

Anouleth : Chris Hansen hasears everywhere

13th : I'm on one ofthe seats.

sumerian99 : speak

13th : I'm standing onone of them

Colonel M : Well...

13th : Sage, your pick

sumerian99 : shh 13

Colonel M : Her growths turn me on

sumerian99 : LOL

13th : jsyk.

sumerian99 : ok ok...

Colonel M : Dem greennumbers

sumerian99 : *calms down*

13th : But she hasn'thit her growth spurt yet.

sumerian99 : OHLOL

sumerian99 : I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

13th : *rimshot*

sumerian99 : continue...M

Anouleth : Delicious FlatChest

sumerian99 : OYLOHOHOHLHLLOOLOLOLLOLO

Colonel M : Well... her*potential*

sumerian99 : Potential as...*what* M?

{Kishoa Tay : LOLI POWER.

13th : I'm really notthat funny, Sumerian

sumerian99 : Are you implyingsomething M, by...

TheTinyImp : lol

sumerian99 : *-Potential-*?

Colonel M : *Cough*

sumerian99 : This word has alot of meaning you know

13th : I'm only funnywhen I'm on caffeine.

13th : And lots of it

Colonel M : Well you know,after you... feed her a little.

sumerian99 : With whatexactly M?

sumerian99 : *What*?

sumerian99 : hm?

13th : Afa's Drops and/LOVE/

TheTinyImp : I'm lol'ing sohard

sumerian99 : M

13th : LOVE

Colonel M : What 13th said

sumerian99 : Im sure you havea special kind of food in mind

Colonel M : I use Afa'sDrops

sumerian99 : Hmm

sumerian99 : Continue

Colonel M : They increaseher growths

13th : Afa's Drops and LOVE

sumerian99 : ...............

sumerian99 : I think

sumerian99 : the love wouldcome *before* the afas drops

13th : So what you'resaying is Afa's Drops are an aging potion?

Colonel M : No, during

sumerian99 : ............

sumerian99 : Oh so you planto *feed* her repeatedly?

sumerian99 : In whatconditions exactly?

13th : I tend to feedher the reinforcements in Cog of Destiny, myself.

Colonel M : I feed her someexperience

sumerian99 : M.

Colonel M : ?

Gafgarion : **pimpslaps13th**

sumerian99 : If you keep itup like that Im going to have to arrest you

13th : Yes, Sageman?

13th : DID I TAKE YOURNEXT UNIT?

Colonel M : But if youarrest me, that means death

sumerian99 : Ok nevermind

13th : ArrestingColonel M means he will kill you slowly, agonizingly, and painfully

13th : By removing each organ from your body.

Colonel M : Anyway, I feed her lots of experience

sumerian99 : :(

13th : with tweezers

sumerian99 : Yes, yes

sumerian99 : Experience and afa'sdrops

Colonel M : And this must bedone very carefully

Colonel M : As she's veryfragile

sumerian99 : LOL

{Kishoa Tay... : ...

{Kishoa Tay... : has left theroom

sumerian99 And what do you think of the restricted space she has to be fed?

Anouleth : you know

Anouleth : some people getoff to fantasies of feeding people lots of food

sumerian99 : Anouleth

Colonel M : I can deal with tight spaces

Anouleth : and making themreally fat

sumerian99 : LOL

13th : Is someonerecording this so we can blackmail M to finish his playthroughsof FE12?

sumerian99 : So

sumerian99 : You like to deal

sumerian99 : with

sumerian99 : her

sumerian99 : *tight-spaces*

sumerian99 : I *see*

{Kishoa Tay... : has entered theroom

{Kishoa Tay... : -w-;

Gafgarion : **pimpslapssumerian99**

Colonel M : Sometimesthere's some breathing space, but it's very uncommon

sumerian99 : :(

sumerian99 why slap me

{Kishoa Tay... : SHUT UP ALL OFYOU!

{Kishoa Tay... : D:!

sumerian99 : LOL M

sumerian99 : what do you want kishoa

sumerian99 : Im in the middleof a psychoanalysis

{Kishoa Tay... : I don't likethis kind of talk. <_<

13th : Are we totallyreading this the wrong way?

sumerian99 :This is purelyscientific

sumerian99 : dont see what you are insinuating

{Kishoa Tay... : Scientific myass.

{Kishoa Tay... : .w.

13th : Let me guess.

13th : I'm next,Sumerian?

TheTinyImp : lol

sumerian99 : Are you implying we are in some sort of innuendo you have already in your mind?

13th : As to why I likewho I do?

sumerian99 : Yes you're next

sumerian99 : M let me finish

Colonel M : Anyway

{Kishoa Tay... : *facedesk*

sumerian99 : Any final statement?

13th : Hey Wen.

Colonel M : Well after some experience and training put into her, there's sometimes I like to place a ringon her.

13th : How's the splicegoing?

sumerian99 : Colonel M likesto feed Nino with lots of Afa's Drops. He deals with tight spaces quite welland rarely leaves her space to breathe.

sumerian99 : He likes herinnocence and her potential as something yet unspecified.

13th : We allmisinterpret this

Paperblade : ;/

{Kishoa Tay... : Me:

sumerian99 : He also would like to put a ring on her, we dont know where yet

Colonel M : Oh yeah I almost forgot

Colonel M : After I put a ring on her, I like to give her a Staff

sumerian99 : Oh I see

{Kishoa Tay... has left theroom

sumerian99 : *writes*

sumerian99 : *Likes to give her a staff*

sumerian99 : Is the ring supposed to complement the staff or...?

13th : **sets up thefacedesk video on endless loop**

Colonel M : Yes

sumerian99 : Interesting

sumerian99 : Very well that is all

sumerian99 : Thank you

Top of Form

Edited by sumerian99
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...