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''How to take favoritism the wrong way'' A psychoanalysis of Colonel M's thoughts about Nino.


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sumerian99 : Tell us in detail why you like Nino

sumerian99 : I want anEXHAUSTIVE description

Anouleth : he can't

sumerian99 : why

Anouleth : he'll get banned

sumerian99 : LOL

sumerian99 : No

sumerian99 : he wont

Anouleth : he'll have totake ALL the seats

13th : Only if wereport him.

sumerian99 : LOL

sumerian99 : Go on

Colonel M : Anouleth...

sumerian99 : SHH

13th : He can't haveall the seats, Anou.

sumerian99 : let m speak

sumerian99 : M

Anouleth : Chris Hansen hasears everywhere

13th : I'm on one ofthe seats.

sumerian99 : speak

13th : I'm standing onone of them

Colonel M : Well...

13th : Sage, your pick

sumerian99 : shh 13

Colonel M : Her growths turn me on

sumerian99 : LOL

13th : jsyk.

sumerian99 : ok ok...

Colonel M : Dem greennumbers

sumerian99 : *calms down*

13th : But she hasn'thit her growth spurt yet.

sumerian99 : OHLOL

sumerian99 : I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

13th : *rimshot*

sumerian99 : continue...M

Anouleth : Delicious FlatChest

sumerian99 : OYLOHOHOHLHLLOOLOLOLLOLO

Colonel M : Well... her*potential*

sumerian99 : Potential as...*what* M?

{Kishoa Tay : LOLI POWER.

13th : I'm really notthat funny, Sumerian

sumerian99 : Are you implyingsomething M, by...

TheTinyImp : lol

sumerian99 : *-Potential-*?

Colonel M : *Cough*

sumerian99 : This word has alot of meaning you know

13th : I'm only funnywhen I'm on caffeine.

13th : And lots of it

Colonel M : Well you know,after you... feed her a little.

sumerian99 : With whatexactly M?

sumerian99 : *What*?

sumerian99 : hm?

13th : Afa's Drops and/LOVE/

TheTinyImp : I'm lol'ing sohard

sumerian99 : M

13th : LOVE

Colonel M : What 13th said

sumerian99 : Im sure you havea special kind of food in mind

Colonel M : I use Afa'sDrops

sumerian99 : Hmm

sumerian99 : Continue

Colonel M : They increaseher growths

13th : Afa's Drops and LOVE

sumerian99 : ...............

sumerian99 : I think

sumerian99 : the love wouldcome *before* the afas drops

13th : So what you'resaying is Afa's Drops are an aging potion?

Colonel M : No, during

sumerian99 : ............

sumerian99 : Oh so you planto *feed* her repeatedly?

sumerian99 : In whatconditions exactly?

13th : I tend to feedher the reinforcements in Cog of Destiny, myself.

Colonel M : I feed her someexperience

sumerian99 : M.

Colonel M : ?

Gafgarion : **pimpslaps13th**

sumerian99 : If you keep itup like that Im going to have to arrest you

13th : Yes, Sageman?

13th : DID I TAKE YOURNEXT UNIT?

Colonel M : But if youarrest me, that means death

sumerian99 : Ok nevermind

13th : ArrestingColonel M means he will kill you slowly, agonizingly, and painfully

13th : By removing each organ from your body.

Colonel M : Anyway, I feed her lots of experience

sumerian99 : :(

13th : with tweezers

sumerian99 : Yes, yes

sumerian99 : Experience and afa'sdrops

Colonel M : And this must bedone very carefully

Colonel M : As she's veryfragile

sumerian99 : LOL

{Kishoa Tay... : ...

{Kishoa Tay... : has left theroom

sumerian99 And what do you think of the restricted space she has to be fed?

Anouleth : you know

Anouleth : some people getoff to fantasies of feeding people lots of food

sumerian99 : Anouleth

Colonel M : I can deal with tight spaces

Anouleth : and making themreally fat

sumerian99 : LOL

13th : Is someonerecording this so we can blackmail M to finish his playthroughsof FE12?

sumerian99 : So

sumerian99 : You like to deal

sumerian99 : with

sumerian99 : her

sumerian99 : *tight-spaces*

sumerian99 : I *see*

{Kishoa Tay... : has entered theroom

{Kishoa Tay... : -w-;

Gafgarion : **pimpslapssumerian99**

Colonel M : Sometimesthere's some breathing space, but it's very uncommon

sumerian99 : :(

sumerian99 why slap me

{Kishoa Tay... : SHUT UP ALL OFYOU!

{Kishoa Tay... : D:!

sumerian99 : LOL M

sumerian99 : what do you want kishoa

sumerian99 : Im in the middleof a psychoanalysis

{Kishoa Tay... : I don't likethis kind of talk. <_<

13th : Are we totallyreading this the wrong way?

sumerian99 :This is purelyscientific

sumerian99 : dont see what you are insinuating

{Kishoa Tay... : Scientific myass.

{Kishoa Tay... : .w.

13th : Let me guess.

13th : I'm next,Sumerian?

TheTinyImp : lol

sumerian99 : Are you implying we are in some sort of innuendo you have already in your mind?

13th : As to why I likewho I do?

sumerian99 : Yes you're next

sumerian99 : M let me finish

Colonel M : Anyway

{Kishoa Tay... : *facedesk*

sumerian99 : Any final statement?

13th : Hey Wen.

Colonel M : Well after some experience and training put into her, there's sometimes I like to place a ringon her.

13th : How's the splicegoing?

sumerian99 : Colonel M likesto feed Nino with lots of Afa's Drops. He deals with tight spaces quite welland rarely leaves her space to breathe.

sumerian99 : He likes herinnocence and her potential as something yet unspecified.

13th : We allmisinterpret this

Paperblade : ;/

{Kishoa Tay... : Me:

sumerian99 : He also would like to put a ring on her, we dont know where yet

Colonel M : Oh yeah I almost forgot

Colonel M : After I put a ring on her, I like to give her a Staff

sumerian99 : Oh I see

{Kishoa Tay... has left theroom

sumerian99 : *writes*

sumerian99 : *Likes to give her a staff*

sumerian99 : Is the ring supposed to complement the staff or...?

13th : **sets up thefacedesk video on endless loop**

Colonel M : Yes

sumerian99 : Interesting

sumerian99 : Very well that is all

sumerian99 : Thank you

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