Emeraldfox Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Ahoy, I have a resturaunt. With actual food, when you eat here, you get a full on meal, even if it's just a snack! Entrees: Wyvern Burger - $6.99 100% grade A wyvern beef topped with pizza sauce, pepperjack cheese and cream styled corn. Accompanied by 12 orders of french fries, or onion rings. Disclaimer: If you breath fire or wyverns of the opposite sex become attracted to you it's not my fault. Great Thing Fillet - $10.99 It's a fillet of a huge battle whale. This hearty meal comes with a caldron of soup of your choice. Disclaimer: STAY AWAY FROM SPACE FIGHTER CRAFTS. You'll die Gobul Sushi - $8.99 It's sushi from a fat fish. Can you gobul all 900 pieces in four minutes and fifty-nine seconds? Twin Norpizza - $22.22 Two 22 inch pizzas with toppings of your choice. Disclaimer: If you feel the need to have a partner, I can't help you there. Mars Spaghetti - $9.99 Spaghetii noodles colored green with freshly made spaghetii sauce, comes in three sizes of XL XXL and UH OH BIG. Accompanied by seven large loaves of garlic bread. Drinks: Soda - $1 Your usual high quality soda of your choice Tea - $3.50 Expertly brewed tea of any flavor from every region of the world. You're guaranteed to have an orgasm. *The Wyvern Burger is as big as a large TV DEBU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Gobul Sushi - $8.99 It's sushi from a fat fish. Can you gobul all 900 pieces in four minutes and fifty-nine seconds? GET. AT. ME. sooo tasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Can I have some tea...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Vanguard Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Needs more Tasty Juice. I'll order 2 of everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyron Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 (edited) no wings Edited August 7, 2012 by Cyron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 sooo tasty! I miss Monster Hunter Tri ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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