Esme Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 [spoiler=CHAPTER 9] kk matthew Hey! It's SILVER THWOMP Too bad he SUCKS compared to ORANGE THWOMP Florina ferries Lyn to MOUSTACHE MAN YOU GOT THIS MATTHEW pretty meh but at least he got some DEF yay LCK Dodging pokey sticks like a boss~ Lyn's at low HP! Help her, Lucy! Lucy does his job and Lyn goes in for the kill... ok BASED MATTHEW kills the rest of the dudes And then we seize the castle... ending this chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER 10] This is it! Lyn Mode's final chapter! Let's do this! Florina swoops down the mountains and strikes down the mercenaries below. dayum flo-flo u cray cray BASED NILS noooo matthew whyyyyyy Florina tanks the cavaliers that are spawning from the fort below. DAMMIT LYN Might as well use it since I won't have it once Ch. 16 comes around. After the shaman is DEAD, Lyn heads to the village and gets an energy supplement! She eats the supplement and immediately grows HUEG MUSSELS. Lucy takes on PURPLE THWOMP after nabbing a light tome from the shop and crits Lundgren! Nils tirelessly plays his KAZOO to rouse Lucy once more! You can't talk to Lyn like that! No matter, Lundgren has been defeated and we can finally end Lyn's mode. [spoiler=CHAPTER 11] Here comes the REAL fun! Hector and Matthew can totally take these mooks on! Pretty neat! Although I would have preferred SPD over SKL. I love stealing Lockpicks! WHAT Damn, Hector! That's a sexy level-up! I almost forgot to nab this little trinket. Shut up! I don't care about efficiency! >:I Matthew steals Wire's LUBRICATING LOTION. ...and levels up in the process! Hector rescues Matthew so he doesn't get hurt by Wire. On the next turn, he moves closer to Wire and drops Matthew. Wire attacks and Hector proceeds to demolish him with his WOOF BOWL-- ending the chapter. Edited August 31, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 nice turncount breh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) nice turncount breh da best amirite Anyway, here's the worst chapter ever! [spoiler=CHAPTER 12] I hate this chapter. God is dead. Oh, yay! It's Rebecca! Our resident female archer! HECTOR'S GOT THIS, GUYS BASED HECTOR OKAY SERRA She needed to hit something. PALLY LIGHT Rebecca snipes the peggies as they flee to the southern fort. Lowen bears gifts! Serra does her thang~ You weren't supposed to attack her! Thanks to those DAMN HORSEBIRDS I had to rescue Rebecca and therefore lose out on precious EXP. :-( I moved ORANGE THWOMP too close to Tengen Toppen Gurren Zagan and he got hit. Hector KILLS him and gets a sexy level-up. So THWOMP! Hector takes out the last HORSEBIRD and ends the chapter. Phew! Edited August 31, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 What it is about people annd their Masochistic challenges I will never know. This is amusing so I will continue whatching it. And laugh if you were to fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 HORSEBIRD This is now the canon name for pegasseuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Anyway, here's the worst chapter ever! Oh NOES not Cog of Destiny!.. oh wait your not there yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 1, 2012 Author Share Posted September 1, 2012 This is now the canon name for pegasseuses. *Horsebirds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 1, 2012 Author Share Posted September 1, 2012 [spoiler=CHAPTER 13] I forgot to take a screenshot of the beginning of the first turns. Whoops! Rebecca enjoys hunting HORSEBIRDS. BASED REBECCA Matthew critted but I timed this screenshot too poorly... Oh well! Anyway, supports are awesome! I can't believe I haven't thought of utilizing them before. THOMP THIEF No mine glitch for me. ; ^ ; Ooh, I wonder what's in this village~ Why hello there, DROLL MERCHANT! Decent. My little troop braces the storm. Hector, I... I think I love you. Hey, buddy... I like your sword. ;-) 20 damage + x2 hits + 8 crit = So much overkill. Hector walk onto a fort tile and tanks the red dudes like a boss. OKAY Rebecca just LOOOOVES sniping HORSEBIRDS. Impressive! SO BRO THWOMP CLERIC Serra's support rate goes up way too slowly. UGHGHGHGHHG Matthew's, on the other hand, is pretty fast. IT ALSO GIVES AMAZING BONUSES OH LORDY Hector gracefully smites GRAY THWOMP and seizes the chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 I hate this chapter, too. [spoiler=CHAPTER 13x] Why must you torture me, DROLL MERCHANT? SKL is good I guess. Matthew's really becoming a THWOMP THIEF now. YESSSSSS Hector is so badass that he ignores his own HIT percentage. ok I WILL BE THE BEST SWORDSMAN IN ALL OF SACAEEEEEEEEEEEE Puzon eez dead! HON HON~ SO THWOMP I WILL BE THE BE-- So disappointing... OOF BLAST Think again, DROLL MERCHANT! Well I guess having a living tent that can hold ONE HUNDRED OBJECTS would be nice. Hector, we're keeping this DROLL MERCHANT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER 14] NO SHIT SERRA You tryin' to butter me up, sister? Hector tanks the FWOP out of these mooks. Priscilla. dude like erk like I haven't like seen you in like forever like! Don't flatter yourself, sister. SO PERFECT Thank you for making this chapter a little less hellish. Of course we are! I didn't really need that Iron Blade anyway. DAMMIT SERRA Erk and Marcus team up to save Merlow from the EVIL HORSEBIRDS! NO WORRIES No more pillaging for you! UH OH Marcus comes to the rescue! The encounter with Erik ended up with Serra getting scratched by an arrow. Phew! You can't get past HECTOR THE PROTECTOR Marcus chips Erik... ... so that Rebecca can get some much-needed EXP! No...! D: Rebecca needs to take some pointers from you. Of course, Prissy! Finally! Another female unit. Too bad she can't attack, though... Let's go SHOPPING~ Hector has taught you well, Rebecca! Yeah, Eliwood and I aren't finished with you yet! Shut your trap and suck it, Erik! Hector's THWOMP GIRTH has suffocated many. That chapter was a major doozy. Edited September 2, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Priscilla. Prissy~ Hector has taught you well, Rebecca! Rebecca's gonna cap STR at level 20 GO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 I hope she caps it. That'd be so awesome. [spoiler=CHAPTER 15] Hector's gonna tank while sitting on a gaudy chair! Neat! HECTOR THE PROTECTOR But Hector! You're already great at bashing skulls... This nifty Silver Axe should come in handy. HEALING MAGICK~~~~ Yeah, but I missed the Dracoshield and the Mend staff... Oh well. [spoiler=CHAPTER 16] Now who could this be? It's Flo-Flo! How wonderful it is to have you back on my team once again! And she brought Lyn and friends with her, too! How swell. LYN STOP THAT Marcus got mugged! Oh no! KABLAMMO OH GOD SO MUCH SPEED Flo-Flo SHANKS some HORSEBIRDS If only Lyn and Becca could grow STR like you do... Excellent. I love the Mercenary's attack animation. i told u about those mercs bro u 2 bro Matthew just LOVES dancing! Prissy knows how to please~ I like that you can double, Becca, but PLEASE for the love of all that is good in this world proc some damn STR! Lyn and Marcus go ~*~*~*~shopping~*~*~*~ Mages don't scare him as much anymore. Matthew can dodge INVISIBLE LIGHTNING Sorry, Merlow! That Red Gem is really important. Merlow ragequits. SHINY SHINY Marcus narrowly escapes the cavalcade. Flo-Flo guards the team with the help of a fort tile. lol I would've preferred some STR instead of SKL but whatever. Matthew is still awesome. DAMMIT Lyn cares. <3 Of course, Flo-Flo! I'm surprised Serra can use those damn things considering the fact that she is the daughter of Satan himself. HA HA DELICIOUS TEARS ok ok no Matthew has his priorities straight! I wouldn't doubt that. Those nasty feminists lurk in the woods! D'awww. <3 Let's see Hector's supports in action! Holy shit. GLORIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 REBECCA NOOOO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Matthew has his priorities straight! Oh blink animations, you always know how to spice up a screenshot. But yeah, Matthew is like, "Yeah, let's let the others fight in our place. We wouldn't want to get all sweaty and tired would we? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 Oh blink animations, you always know how to spice up a screenshot. But yeah, Matthew is like, "Yeah, let's let the others fight in our place. We wouldn't want to get all sweaty and tired would we? " Holy crap, I didn't even notice that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 D'awww. <3 I think I found another one. But yeah, I bet Flo really wants to 'protect' Lyn. In bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 STILL CUTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) THIS IS HILARIOUS! Horsebirds. Love it. Thwomps. Love it more! I will follow this now! In bed. Edited September 3, 2012 by Jon Snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 I'm very glad you've enjoyed my playthrough. :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 [spoiler=CHAPTER 16] Let's do this! TREASURE MORE TREASURE Lucy! We've found you! oh my god you are AMAZING lyn are you serious LYNNNNNNN Lyn needs some patching up... A rabid FEMINIST attacks Matthew! Nomads are annoying. eh you have no point, thief BROTHER, I... no its raven b/c i am dark && goffik && want revengeeeee ewwww Family reunion! D'aww. It's pretty much a lockpick for clerics. REBECCA YES You may be annoying, but holy shit do you level well. GOLD YES PRISSY YES Raven rescues a soldier just in case. Die, thief! nothing can touch HECTOR take me hector JUST TAKE ME Sorry, Merlow. :-( Yes! We're getting Lucy back! Welcome back, Lucy! RAGEQUIT Marcus crits a cavalier with his final Javelin use. Nice job, Marcus! Flo-Flo you're starting lag again! SUPPORT does it have to do with how annoying you ar + the fact that your are satan's little girl oh GOD serra you are so funny and then she finds out that Lucy's a dude and is utterly FLABBERGASTED Everyone is delighted to make Prissy's acquaintance~ Uh oh! Florina's in trouble! C-Could it be... a rabid FEMINIST attack?! Oh, thank heavens! It was just a bee. Memories~ lol FRIENDS DON'T GIVE AWAY EACH OTHER'S SECRETS >:-( Lyn keeps them like a good friend. So romantic~ Hector's supports in action! Can you believe he does that with an Iron Axe? Let's see what he does with a Wolf Beil! GOD DAMN Hector missed. :< oh my god this so amzng i cantt tteen type riight anmore SEIZE That was a fun chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) oh my god you are AMAZING BASED. ewwww that ain't gross YES PRISSY YES I gave you my blessing. Haha, so many good level ups this chapter. You should be glad. Edited September 3, 2012 by ZM456 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) I am VERY glad! I just hope that Rebecca keeps getting good ones. She needs as many procs as she can get because she is my only female unit who will be lacking supports 'till the late chapters (Louise / Nino). Edited September 3, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 40% growths are rather shaky, man. Best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) oh GOD serra you are so funny Lucius: 'Oh really now?' (The 's are a stand-in for like a thought bubble.) Edited September 3, 2012 by Konnor97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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