Ice Sage Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Mullet man finally gets def and dagda gets even better. awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER NINE : THRACIAN DRAGONBIRDS] Outdoors again! Mounts ahoy! Kein, GREENMAN Pros : I guess he has the name of a cool Cavalier. Cons : He's kind of a pacifist. Alva, REDMAN Pros : Eh... Cons : The dude is a LANCE KNIGHT with a higher SWORD rank. And he's named after a shitty Paladin. Roberto, RICK ASTMAN Pros : He's never gonna give you up. Cons : But those bases sure are letting me down. Merlock. Flight, 9 mov and 10+ stats everywhere but Resistance. And a Killer Lance. In chapter 9. Man this game sure throws curveballs at you for boss design. REBELMAN becomes REVOLUTIONMAN Look at that sexy THWOMPHORSE max that prayer SUDDENLY DIVERTING THRACIANS FROM THEIR OBJECTIVE Thankfully Merlock puts a priority on weak ranged weapons and moving at maximum range to attack. just because of his wind tome i actually have to fight this fucker even if he doesn't have it equipped what a jerk, i want my two hero axe uses back Fast defense is best defense. BOOM HEADSHOT Even Dagda gets good use out of scrolls! Fin for PRAYERDECOY Those guys up north can't fight for shit S Drink can only mean STEROIDS Carrion was excused for not finishing off this target. Leaf enjoys his early teens a lot. KNOWLEDGE OF ALL SWORDS COMPLETE Fin does not give a fuck that he's fighting with a giant broken splinter, he will crit your shit up anyway. I may have underestimated Alva. But really these dudes die in 2-3 hits anyway. Kinda left the scrolls on Dagda >.> Kein's moment of glory! Meanwhile Carrion is growing like a mushroom after a rainy night. ALRIGHT FIN this scroll speaks to one's mind BURN EVERYTHING TRAINEEBLADE Marty brings a friend for the party tonight. Well hello there second leadership star! How long have I missed you! Edited October 7, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I have this feeling you're getting blessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER TEN : THUNDER AND LIGHTNING] Look at all them deployment slots. Wish I started a bit closer though. GENERAL LARGO, with his MEATY 42 HP, 27 DEFENSE AND 17 BUILD Also 18 luck to really fuck up your PCC. Tobolzark, being a DIRTY THRACIAN BASTARD, enjoys his flying 9 movement to swoop down at unexpected moments with that Silver Lance. Thankfully he has nothing on Merlock. oh god the crit on that guy Fergus uses the CAN OPENER to capture the legendary FLAME SWORD GUY The Bridge Key is also going to get some use... 5% luck growth \o/ also tons of shit ranging from magic swords, B bows and THORON Thieves are so weird in this map since they don't move all the time. Still, they're dangerous to my villages and they have good shit. HERO SPEAR! uh oh 5 base Defense + Elite Sword + mountain = THWOMP THIEF COME TO PAPA STAFF Also baiting Tobolzark because Shiva is in the arena and I don't want him to face an ambush. I think I got a bit cocky with his defense and dodging. Baiting SUCESSFUL so where do i plug this for it to work ha you missed you SUCK (Prayer + Leaf support + fort for life) oops A AXES BRIGHTON That gives us...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK On the road to those rare high ranked lances for Carrion. OFFENSE LEAF Since he doesn't die, Fred is a superb target to practice your weapon ranks. Dagda can easily get four shots this way. AGILE DEFENSE Gimme more of DAT DEF Roberto might see some use! but you suck at combat rivis BEST ARCHERY Marty's doubling prowess grows! THE MOVING MOUNTAIN MOVES FURTHER Screw efficiency, lords get villages like in the good old days. BEARD OF STEEL ok you had fala equipped but whatever i'll take that Olwen leaves poor Fred to be tortured. Screw Galzus, this dude is even more painful to capture. But I'll take that 100 experience with a smile. come on shiva, fun times are over I have this feeling you're getting blessed. It's really easy with scrolls. Considering you can have up to six around at the same time if you have a weapon, and each of them give 30% growth total, that quickly adds up. Edited October 7, 2012 by Dio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtSmilies Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 But now Glade's going to be all condescending to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 [spoiler=CHAPTER ELEVEN : PORTCULLIS] "I can't carry anymore!" Too many memories of Diablo. DAGDA is taking a forced break due to MANLINESS OVERDOSE Welcome Kein to the troop, woo! Kempf, the smug bastard who prefers the comfort of his throne over a smelly horse. Well he can't summon long range THUNDERSTORMS but he does have a Physic so :D Longbows? Pfeh. Killer Bows? Yesss! I hate this chapter. Marty sure is going to enjoy THWOMPING armors. MORE BUILD Somehow, Rivis manages to steal a bow and a quiver of nineteen arrows in a single move. Shit, even Skyrim had more legit stealing than this. COMBAT RIVIS Eh sure. MARTY WILL CHOKE THIS POINT Marty is so meaty he won't even be able to go inside the tunnel. BREAK YOUR WEAPONS ON MY MUSCLES they see me scrollin' they hatin' patrollin' they tryin' to catch me scrollin' dirty "fuck this get me in a cell" DOUBLE KILL MULTIKILL MEGAKILL ULTRAKILL M-M-M-MONSTER KILL KILL KILL KILL L-L-L-LUDICROUS KILL KILL KILL KILL HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT i'm useful! Durability! Abduct people for keys! Oh a new one! I think he had four scrolls there. Kinda disappointing. :/ Somehow, Poison Lances have a lower cap in uses than Iron Lances. Of course, they're not going to give you those 15 uses back. Damn you game! dang it leaf you doomed us all but hey the dude on a horse is friendly now as friendly as an unarmed dude can get He may not fatigue, but he sure feels pain. But he can dodge sometimes. Finally some decent defense! LET THERE BE LIGHT damn kids these days always roughing up the clergy makes them feel all big and better about themselves WHAT BUT STEEL IS IMMUNE TO POISON Another useless A axes! NOT EVEN POISON WILL DIMINISH MY FURY RAAAAAAAAAAGE ok maybe not feeling so good Rivis was always a fan of books about LASER BEAMS Shouldn't he be target practice when he's sitting on a throne? I mean really, how does the dodge bonus even work when you're sitting? And I'm not even bothering with the healing part yet! Othin could use strength and build I guess. KEMPF the SMUG BASTARD opens up an ANCIENT JEWISH PORTAL and flees like a PUSSY Children are jailed here? Let's save them! Saved kids = REWARDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 jewish portal i lol'd way to hard at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 [spoiler=CHAPTER ELEVEN GAIDEN : THE SKY IS FALLNG ON OUR HEADS] Indoors means all my infantry is there. Except Dalsin because he sucks. I'm bringing TRAINEEMAN instead. I think this is FE5's version of the SHIN LEVEL Fuck, gotta be quick! Blue reinforcements \o/ Fred, FILLERMAN Pros : Can grow Thunder Swords out of his ass Cons : He's nothing special other than he's promoted and he has good ranks doesn't this look nice and leaf just broke his sword fuck ok sure you wield a two handed sword in one hand but come on you can't miss that Elite Sword is bro. no don't use it it's too rare D: don't have much room to throw between the bars of a cell door eh? Low defense has the perk of provoking enemies into getting themselves killed at least. Finally a path to cross! wait fuck elite sword doesn't give magic ouch How bad are you when you miss someone by setting fire to the floor around him? ah what the fuck One does not choke the point DAGDA and pals go through. He's not even trying to dodge anymore. Broken sword cuts through plate mail. Yeah that makes a lot of sense. NO SCROLLS right, he has most of them Now you just made Fred angry. FUCK MY LIBRO STAFF IN MINT CONDITION man that's some good shi- SHIT 0 PCC doesn't mean I can't crit on a first hit, fool! jump to avoid lightning MAKES SENSE luck \o/ I'm unwelding this one! NO ESCAPE So there's our fucker summoning shit from the sky. Oltov, crazed Russian bishop of the apocalypse. dammit weapon triangle Yes I am abudcting him with a broken sword. I cut through plate mail with this, I could easily pierce his throat. Silesians among the Freege? What is this? i save you you become blue EVERYBODY HAPPY two levels by tanking arrows with your knees not bad carrion Luckiest unlucky level up. Since Carrion is so baller, the Archers don't even try anymore. But these dudes have lower defense so... Damn you for WASTING A TURN That's a felony in quite a few Fire Emblem boards! Prison. Marty with a buddy. You know what's happening next. jewish portal i lol'd way to hard at that It has to be a Jewish portal! Shadow Dragon The Warp Staff's icon was slightly altered (instead of a six-pointed star, it now has a five-pointed star). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 CAPS LOCK: AUTO PILOT TO FUNNY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluBlaDe Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 (edited) Damn this is manly as fuck ! I had forgotten how much fun it was to abuse the build levels of Lifis and steal the bosses stuff Edited October 14, 2012 by BluBlaDe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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