Doga Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Let me tell you a tale of the knight named Lex, A man who wounded many, and loved to have sex Bright blue hair, with bangs pushed back Of Sigurd's forces, he had the biggest sack. His trusty weapon, the Hero Axe Slaughtered his foes, and pushed his limits to the max. Promoted to Great Knight, Kept up the fight, What an amazing sight. Powerful yet modest- he didn't like to brag, But if you jab at his pride, you're going home in a body bag. Combat to him is as simple as tag, And if you don't comply, well you're just a fag. Fin, Noishe, Azel, and Arden, Allies he would defend without a single pardon. Truly one of the most Elite Bow down to him or admit defeat. Even when along came Alvis, Lex would call, "Hey you, fuck this!" Charged in, axe in hand, Avenge allies who died in the sand Though he may have died that day, And there was chaos, mayhem, and disarray, There would still be Hell to pay, As two children of the gods, molded by holy clay Were the saving grace, and final gift From which Lex's efforts would lift The ashes that remained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Bravo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertboybobo Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 I loved it until the word "sex" appeared. Oh well@ :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doga Posted December 2, 2012 Author Share Posted December 2, 2012 I loved it until the word "sex" appeared. Oh well@ :D That rhyme was inevitable and you know it. Especially in a game about pairing units and making broken-as-hell children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quirino Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I read the title and the first thing I thought 'how long before the word sex appears', so that shouldn't be a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 There was a young knight known as Lex a man much inclined to flex and the thundering sound as he rode across ground was caused by the chafing of pecs ... or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trivialgent Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 And no one notes the fantastic physical stats this guy brings, along with Ambush a d Paragon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doga Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 And no one notes the fantastic physical stats this guy brings, along with Ambush a d Paragon? My poem contains the line: "Truly one of the most Elite" I thought the reference was clear enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Especially in a game about pairing units and making broken-as-hell children. In return having more powerful bosses thrown at you at an earlier time. And no one notes the fantastic physical stats this guy brings, along with Ambush a d Paragon? Also being highly defensive than most of your army in the 1st gen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 i have slick blue hair and rape all the enemies 'cuz i'm fuckin' lex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 My poem contains the line: "Truly one of the most Elite" I thought the reference was clear enough. It's possible that he/she has only played the newest version of the translation patch and doesn't know what the original skill names are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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