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I'm missing one of my testes as well.

But I can't go into details about what other parts of my body were lost.

No.

Not since the accident.

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See if you just paid the hookers this stuff wouldn't happen to you.

Who in their right mind would pay for them though?

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Who in their right mind would pay for them though?

People who like their testicles.

Killing hookers is much cheaper than paying them. Convenient hiding places, too.

But then you are decreasing the market supply of hookers, driving up the prices for lonely men to enjoy the four-legged foxtrot.

Won't someone think of the lonely men

On the other hand it would increase the market supply for dead hookers, thus lowering the prices for necrophiliacs. Hmm.

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Get off reddit esme

imgur actually

reddit sux

But no, really, I can never go back to reddit.

Not since the accident.

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Come on, man, leave him alone. It was clearly very traumatic. Maybe he doesn't want to talk about it.

I'm surprised he is able to say anything! The accident was so horrible, after all...

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