Rehab Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) BD part 2 it's the truth I swear I saw this clip *in a forest where this mountain lion/cougar whatever is doing this awesome shinobi/space jam jump where it's somehow roughly as high in the air as the roof of my house, Bella's watching it, then I think time slows down and her irises go red and she jumps at it from like half a block away and slaps it out of the air at the nadir of its jump, then starts gorging herself on it as soon as they land Edited December 23, 2012 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Fucking hell that sounds hella rad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 BD part 2 it's the truth I swear I saw this clip *in a forest where this mountain lion/cougar whatever is doing this awesome shinobi/space jam jump where it's somehow roughly as high in the air as the roof of my house, Bella's watching it, then I think time slows down and her irises go red and she jumps at it from like half a block away and slaps it out of the air at the nadir of its jump, then starts gorging herself on it as soon as they land did you just fucking use nadir in a sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 what the hell is a nadir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 the opposite of the zenith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I'm dumb, got em mixed up more at 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 the opposite of the zenith what the hell is that Also, Rehab, I didn't quite understand you're "so good it's bad" bashing on the movie. And I don't see much wrong with that scene where Bella preys on that cougar. I didn't like it, though, it was too violent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Something at its zenith is at its highest point, its prime, which is what I should've said as opposed to nadir, something's lowest point. At the risk of your having intentionally misquoted me, what I've heard from a review it that it's not "so good it's bad," it's "so bad it's good," so ridiculous and in some ways out of line with most of the franchise that it's fantastically fun. It's far from bashing, it's about the highest praise I ever expect a Twilight movie or a Twilight anything to get. I was talking about the Bella scene so much because I've heard from most people, justifiably, that she's a weak, annoying character with not a lot of redeeming qualities, and here she is in this movie eating a cougar holy shit this is dumb but at the same time metal as hell it's great I'm basically trying to tell people that going by the review I saw, maybe, just maybe, they should actually consider seeing this movie, because it might actually be kinda fun. So I'm actually something like on your side here dud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 But the Twilight movies hurt to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 This one might know it hurts, though, and might serve up some LARGE HAM in the process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 You always type up these long ass posts to explain simple things it's great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 This one might know it hurts, though, and might serve up some LARGE HAM in the process I care not for ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) Knowing some of you guys it's often a choice between making a long post now or dealing with a misunderstanding and a bunch of posts later Joke about long ass redacted I see denial in your words Ein but I sense desperation, we all must have some ham now and then Edited December 23, 2012 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 What do you mean "you guys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I get ham from other stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 As you say, Ein What do you mean "you guys" The whole friggin internet, sf, whoever has the (mis)fortune to be speaking to me yknow. whichever applies. colon three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 Something at its zenith is at its highest point, its prime, which is what I should've said as opposed to nadir, something's lowest point. At the risk of your having intentionally misquoted me, what I've heard from a review it that it's not "so good it's bad," it's "so bad it's good," so ridiculous and in some ways out of line with most of the franchise that it's fantastically fun. It's far from bashing, it's about the highest praise I ever expect a Twilight movie or a Twilight anything to get. I was talking about the Bella scene so much because I've heard from most people, justifiably, that she's a weak, annoying character with not a lot of redeeming qualities, and here she is in this movie eating a cougar holy shit this is dumb but at the same time metal as hell it's great I'm basically trying to tell people that going by the review I saw, maybe, just maybe, they should actually consider seeing this movie, because it might actually be kinda fun. So I'm actually something like on your side here dud Oh ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Are you just spouting bullshit and hoping for the best They're really not that bad. They're comparable to most teen drama novels. There are hundreds just as bad or worse in any local Barnes & Noble. I've personally read worse vampire fiction. And hey, at least it maintained its middling-to-mediocre quality. Imagine reading a series like Anne Rice's and getting all into Interview With a Vampire and The Vampire Lestat, and going from them to a shitty soapbox commentary like Queen of the Damned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) They're really not that bad. They're comparable to most teen drama novels. There are hundreds just as bad or worse in any local Barnes & Noble. I've personally read worse vampire fiction. And hey, at least it maintained its middling-to-mediocre quality. Imagine reading a series like Anne Rice's and getting all into Interview With a Vampire and The Vampire Lestat, and going from them to a shitty soapbox commentary like Queen of the Damned. The problem is how fucking famous wankstains can become It spawned a shitload of horrid works, and also people who ejy it unironically and believe it's amazing literature And also kind of fucked over vampires in works of fiction for possibly the next few decades and that hurts becase im a cis-male demisensual otherkin vampire but not some sparkly-ass gay vampire But hey. Honestly? I dont give much of a fuck Twilight hate has become so totally exhausted by now that it's pretty much as annoying as fan gushing lol Edited December 24, 2012 by Stolypin Necktie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I don't know man Bella intercepts a mountain lion or sommink at least 20 feet in the air and eats. the fuck out of it in this movie Because fuck wolves lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 Lions in a natural habitat of America. ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 The problem is how fucking famous wankstains can become It spawned a shitload of horrid works, and also people who ejy it unironically and believe it's amazing literature And also kind of fucked over vampires in works of fiction for possibly the next few decades and that hurts becase im a cis-male demisensual otherkin vampire but not some sparkly-ass gay vampire But hey. Honestly? I dont give much of a fuck Twilight hate has become so totally exhausted by now that it's pretty much as annoying as fan gushing lol To be fair, I am easily pleased by most fiction and I'm a sucker for monster romance. Especially vampires. And hey, Twilight can do whatever it wants to vampires. I s-still got World of Darkness... ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 Isaac of Esau I always mistake you for Stolypin Neckpie for some reason. It must be the avatars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) Yes. I read it. Just to see what the hype was all about. Never again. Edited December 24, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Isaac of Esau I always mistake you for Stolypin Neckpie for some reason. It must be the avatars. Lo unico que se me ocurre es que en tu imaginacion soy como el avi de isaac En se caso Wtf Soy una anime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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