End of the Year. Vyland + Harem playthrough.

[Silith]

With only 4 days in the year remaining and nothing to do I decided on a new challenge.

VYLAND!

His meme is mainly popular in Japan. He's a pimp and he will prove it.

I, Silith. Will play though fire emblems 11 and 12 in 4 days time using only Vyland! and his girls.

All girls must be Archers.

Exception are the princesses who must be Clerics.

Thiefs may open doors and chests while unarmed.

Marth may tank naked and open chests with the Fire Emblem.

Units may recruit other units.

Rules apply from the moment Vyland appears in SD and from the moment I can reclass in FE:12.

LET'S GO!

Prologue was pretty uneventfull. Marth soloed it like a boss. Abel died to the knights in part 4 and frey suicided. All items were saved for extra money. Gordin was recruited so I can have another archer later on.

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Edited December 27, 2012 by Silith

[Aether911]

BEST.IDEA.EVER.

No seriously I'm waiting for this.

[Shin]

Best of luck, I'll be watching this. Biraku is my favourite character from Akaenia.

[Silith]

So I'm boss abusing the first boss to get exp on Norne.

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Quite some money form the weapons you get at the start. Afterall I won't need anyhting but Staves, Bows.

And of course magic tomes for his VYLANDness.

Norne's refusal to get Spd was annoying. (she got 3 stats on 1 level but the rest were 1's or 2's)

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That's her after chapter 1.

Chapter 2 was pretty eventfull. Recruited Darros and Castor. Sold all the new shiny weapons I got and send Darros, Bord, Cord, Barst, Cain, Castor, Gordin and Draugh to their deaths.

Norne is now level 14.

Chater 3 was not as hard as I imagined. Norne did a crit on the boss and 1-shot him.

She now looks like this. http://postimage.org/image/w6dbwsqmv/

I can now reclass Lena into an archer and Ceada into a Cleric. No more Norne Solo!

Chapter 4 is pretty easy. First I take all the free weapons from all the extra's I get. I clog the top right with extra's while Norne and Lena clear the left side. Lena kills her brother for giggles (AND exp) and gains a Str proc on her levelup. After the extra's died I let Norne and Lena clean up the guys on the right before going towards the boss. Lena soloes him in about 20 turns with the steel bow. She's now level 9.

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Edited December 27, 2012 by Silith

[Silith]

This is a levelup worthy of our lord!

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It's only natural the enmy keeps thier strongest servants close by. The priest there could not be harmed by his lordship but his women ganged up on him and slaughtered the coward.

This is our mighty lord at the end of chapter 6X

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Edited December 27, 2012 by Silith

[ShinKuma]

I like this. Keep at it.

[Silith]

Waiting for all reinforcements is taking too long by now for too little reward.

At chapter 8 I just went shopping. Recruited the extra iron lance to sell later and finished the chapter.

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That's our lord right now.

I'll update the ladies later on. (Norne is lvl 20)

And as promised.

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I had a hard time gettign all the loot in chapter 9. I'm pretty sure the wyrmslayer was not worth the 2 warp uses I needed to secure it in the end.

Edited December 27, 2012 by Silith

[Konnor97]

I have one question. Why is Vyland a Mage?

[Aether911]

Daaamn your Norne has bad strength.

[Silith]

I have one question. Why is Vyland a Mage?

Because his PIMPNESS does not take sh*t from dudes who think they can be invurnable and stuff.

And Norne averages 8.75 Str at 20 so she's actually good. She's even above average with extra defense.

After an afternoon nap I'm ready to MANMODE on! (Or is it WOMANMODE for me?)

Anyways. Chapter 10 leaves me in a bit of a pickle.

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I have next to no enemy phase precense.

But no fear!

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Our LORD and MASTER ascends to new levels of badassery!

Edited December 27, 2012 by Silith

[Aether911]

Norne average str is so low ?

Well, mine has always been blessed then.

And all will soon bow before our Master and his godly 7 Skill!

[Silith]

Ah skill. It's all but a number.

For all will still know that he is great. Our master rightfully so decided to use the energy drop even though he is a mage.

No one questions this choice because it was his to be made.

At the end of chapter 12 we see our hero and his harem as follows.

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Ah it seems I've been fogetfull to update this part.

Vyland sometimes makes you forget time and such. HIs gloryness has fought his way to chapter 18 where I will halt for today.

AS always His Vylandness has gained all stat boosters as he pleases. (Minus a speedwing because his speed is already high)

Aside froma single manakete who was immune to magic there were no real problems. The amount of warp stave uses I'm getting is verry tempting to just skip chapters. But the girls need to gain levels too.

What do you servants of Vyland think? Should I opt for more warpskipping or try to get his harem as strong as possible?

His PIMPness and his girls at the moment look like this.

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Now I'm going to retire to my bed.

May I have many dreams of my master the Vyland himself.

Edited December 27, 2012 by Silith

[Aether911]

His glorious Majesty is doing well, but I don't think that passing the chapter using the powers of our princesses is a good thing, the Whitewings will greatly need experience, mostly Lady Est. And for you my friend, you have earned your rest, being so helpful to our master. May he watch your dreams and keep you safe of nightmares.

[Konnor97]

His glorious Majesty is doing well, but I don't think that passing the chapter using the powers of our princesses is a good thing, the Whitewings will greatly need experience, mostly Lady Est. And for you my friend, you have earned your rest, being so helpful to our master. May he watch your dreams and keep you safe of nightmares.

Um, unless one of the archer girls are dropped, I don't think Est can join, due to that there can only be 5 archer/snipers. (Gordin + Norne + Jeorge + Tomas + 1) Well, unless the 'have one extra unit in a class' is done, but at that point, it wouldn't seem that worth it.

Edited December 28, 2012 by Konnor97

[Silith]

The sudden lack of Lena has gone unnoticed? Just like Lena and Linde before Midia has worn out her usefullness and Est replaces her.

The girls in Vyland's harem need to be either rich or fresh.

Wait. that sounds dirty.

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Est's training has started off swimingly. Her stat gains on level-ups are not that impressive but Catria seems to make up for that in spades.

Vyland in his eternal wisdom has decided to leave Camus alone just so he can witness Nyna fall in love with the Vylandness. Oh the glory be we get to witness his clever tricks in action!

Now if only Athena and Norne would stop critting when I want to weaken enemies for Palla and Est.

Edited December 28, 2012 by Silith

[Silith]

If anyone still held doubt of his Vylandness his prowess this is sure to make them see the light.

During a heated battle with many dracoknights Vyland brilliantly gave the order to one of his bit... ladies to go buy him some drugs.

When asked how she should pay for all that Vyland deemed the war treasury Marth had painfully collected available.

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In the midst of the fray his PIMPness started snorting the glorious drugs leaving the flying enemies to his archer bitc... ladies.

A normal person would've died for it was a suicidal amount of drugs Vyland snorted on this day.

But not Vyland.

No.

He only came back stronger then before.

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Huzzah for your great lord. May we learn from his example. May he lead us forever!

Woe to who oppose!

Shortly after Vyland faced a new opponent in Michalis. The traiterous brother of Minerva and Maria.

After sending manservant Marth to fetch him a shiny new tome so he could laugh at Gharnef later he made a plan unmatched in eons.

Placing both Minerva and Maria next to Michalis to mock him as he kills the dilusional man in one round of combat with the weakest spell in his assortment.

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Oh praise be the Vyland!

Ah Gharnef he thought he was the top dog in town.

But Vyland confronted him and send him home packing. And my send home I mean he killed him.

Our lord even pulled a critical hit out of his hat to finish off the villain in a single shot.

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Of all the posibilities.

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Yup. Minerva.

And it is over!

Our lord and master has singlehandedly defeated the vile Dragon Madeus.

Their match was epic but after a mere two rounds Madeus couldn't keep his eyes open anymore and he had to blink. A critical hit from the Excalibur tome ensured that he fell and our lord reigns surpreme.

May all who walk this earth be in his debt.

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Marth - Manservant Marth

Marth returned home to brag about his victory. No one hoever believed him because all knew it was Vyland who did all the work.

Norne - A plain villager girl.

Norne send a lettre to her village about the great victory earned against the dragon under Vyland's command. She also send some of Marth's warfund along to ensure they could rebuild after Gra's invasion. She herself followed Vyland untill he ordered her to return and protect her home. She hopes to one day serve Vyland again.

Ceada - A torn heart.

Engaged to marth she should be rejoiced. But deep inside her heart belongs to Vyland. Mostof her days she spends looking out of the window hoping to see Vyland again soon.

Athena - Vun Voman

Athena returned to her village. Whenever Vyland would come by she showed him how much fun a vun woman could be.

Maria - Petit princess.

With her sister crowned queen Maria took the opportunity to travel to another church to serve as bishop. That church coincidentally lay in Vyland's home town.

Minerva - Lady. Queen.

Crowned queen she has her hands full rebuilding her country and the trust from her people that her brother lost. She once again picks up her axe but secretly longs back to those days where all she had to do was follow Vyland and wave a staff around.

Palla - Elder Sister.

With Minerva crowned queen she became leader of the whitewings. She led her sisters to various places in the country often stopping by Vyland's place if she saw the chance.

Catria - Middle sister.

The aftermath found her longing for a certain man. When it was clear not one woman alone could be with him she deigned to share.

Est - Little Sister.

She flew around the lands with her sisters but found more satisfaction in being a woman then a warrior.

Lena - Cleric for all.

After Vyland placed her on the bench she quickly went into withdrawal symptoms. Eventually she let herself get lured into a cult in hopes Vyland would come resque her and renew her love.

Midia - His anchor.

Midia returned home with her husband. Chosing her duty of a wife over her longing for Vyland she spend the next few years together in feigned happiness.

Linde - Free Tome

She had only gotten a glimpse of Vyland before he send her off to "get into the bonus chapters". She is ow smitten to no hope. She trains hard in hopes of being better in a possible sequal.

Elice - Healing hands.

With Marth glaoting about his victory Elice quickly left the castle in search of Vyland. She vowed that the next time her brother saw her again she would be carrying a new heir, something Marth might never accomplice.

Vyland - His Vylandness.

No one doubts his greatness. No one ever crosses him. His meals get served wherever he is and he always has good company wherever he sleeps. He has earned what he gets and gets what he has earned. THE MAN among men. After a few years in luxury he decides to poke Hardin who is going insane for fun leaving all his honies behind.

Kim - #1 Vyland fan.

Kim having heard and seen Vyland's esploits first hand is determined to make sure everyone knows of Vyland's greatness. She's secretly planning to one day join Marth's knights so she may gather all women in the world together and create Vyland's harem anew but this time bigger and better!

Cya all in the sequal!

Edited December 28, 2012 by Silith