Joshua Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 So, do you have any in-jokes which make you chuckle when X character appears on-screen? Or when X xharacter battles with a certain unit type? I've got quite a few: 1. Pikachu is in Fire Emblem. (Joke from the Official Nintendo magazine review of Brawl. There's a sort of family tree and Pikachu's line goes through Ike's profile, so my friend said: "LOOK! PIKACHU'S IN FIRE EMBLEM!" 2. Nephenee is a lesbian. (This one's based on when I made Nephenee and Lyre have an A support. That's also what I based my NepheneexLyre fanfic on...) 3. Whenever you kill an enemy, they're kneeing down to propose to your character, not because they're dead. 4. Vika is a prostitute. (I don't actually know when we came up with this one, but we find it funny. X D) 5. Nolan likes gay sex. (Again, I don't know how I came up with this one. But I PISSED myself laughing when Nolan attacked my Arch Sage Ilyana, and I said "Look how stupid Nolan is. He is SCREWED." My friend shouts: "Nolan likes gay sex." I laughed and said; "Who with?" He said: "Boyd.") 6. Shinon is actually a woman. 7. Meg is the "Destroyer of Worlds." ( When both me and my friend played through FE: RD, we COULDN'T train up Meg. So we just take the piss out of her now.) I think that's all of them... Post yours here too, if you have any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Nephenee is a lesbian was actually one of mine as well... I can't think of any others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonBladeSniper Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 It's not really a joke it's just a bit of irony. In FE9, Sothe in his support with Astrid is all like "DAIEN MUST DIE!!!" But in FE10 he was fighting for Daien until the very end... Well I think it's funny. I don't have any for now either but I will eventually... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Let's see, on my brother's first playthrough, he forgot to give Nolan Urvan for when Yune blessed the weapons. He and Ike were the only ones with Nihil, so I said to him, "Hey, Nolan has Nihil, why not use him to attack". My brother responded, "Perry, HE'S GOT A SUPER HAND AXE!!!" The tone of his voice was priceless. Needless to say, that mistake was never made again. So for now on, hand axes are super hand axes to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sain_FEH Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) I can't play Blazing Sword without thinking to myself HECTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! (Brad Pitt from "Troy") I constantly crack jokes about knights/generals sucking. I'll be talking with my buddy on AIM and he'll be asking how my game is going and I'll be like "Pretty good, but wait Oswin is so slow the army left him three maps ago because he couldn't keep up." Even though I live by myself, whenever I'm playing and someone's getting attack and they might be killed I usually scream out, "OH GOD (NAME), YOU GOTTA DODGE! MOOOOOOVE!!!" and if they die it's usually followed by a long "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" and a reset. Edited August 5, 2008 by Arteris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliban of Sycorax Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I still think Ninian is a slut. Even though she's the most angsty character. I randomly go "aaw" at my favorite support endings. I yell at characters when they don't dodge hits or when they miss. I call "HAX" on most enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Arc Chaos Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Nobody cares about Boyd. Ike throws his sword at archers. Raven and Hawkeye are meatheads. Soren talks bad about everyone behind their backs, and makes fun of them when they miss and try to walk through the sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 When I use the Thunder Sword in Fire Emblem 3, I shout out, "THUNDER CATS, HOOOOOOOOOOO!" When my units dodges, I shout out, "Can't touch this!" When I say Geese's name, I say "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!" (Anyone who gets the reference gets a cookie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Arc Chaos Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) Terry Bogard vs. Geese Howard. Edited August 5, 2008 by Creeping shadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Terry Bogard vs. Geese Howard. Here's your cookie *Gives him the cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) Nobody cares about Boyd.Ike throws his sword at archers. Raven and Hawkeye are meatheads. Soren talks bad about everyone behind their backs, and makes fun of them when they miss and try to walk through the sand. Those are fighting words. Also, Muarim IS Ike's sister. Muarim is also Boyd's lover. Edited August 5, 2008 by Knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donatello Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Those are fighting words. Also, Muarim IS Ike's sister. Muarim is also Boyd's lover. AWKWARD!!!!!! Seriously, I also thought Vika could have been a prostitute as well after reading her passage on the epilogue, but then I thought," Hmmmm, are there any laguz prostitutes in Tellius? We may never know......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) Maurim is Ike's sis Nephenee secretly like Heather And I always thought how odd it was that Boyd is this huge guy and Mist a fragile little girl Edited August 5, 2008 by CGV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliban of Sycorax Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Mist had no growth anywhere from POR->RD except her hair. She's still ubershort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Knight Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I say random stuff when people do mastery skills it is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandmanccl Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 My brother and I try to make the most obnoxious or nonsensical things we can think of while naming our weapons in POR and RD. My favorite weapon name, though, is my black axe, simply shortened to "Blaxe." BLADE... LAZER.... ... ... BLAZER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 My brother and I have this odd thing that Nolan is actually a superhero who uses the power of facial hair to attack. I have no idea where the fuck we came up with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandmanccl Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Nolan is Chuck Norris in disguise. His beard is the source of his power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I always refer Oswin to Oswin. (win getting more emphesis) I call him that due to his amazing amount of awesomeness. Great offense, best defense of all the characters in the game, amazing affinity, and a great support list, how can he let anyone down? His only weak point is speed, but who cares about that, considering he's in a game known for overall the slowest set of enemies. (besides Sacred Stones, known for it's overall weakest enemies) Let's see, when refering to Oliver, I try to sound like a whacked out British man. Me and my siblings all refer to him being oh so beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 My brother and I try to make the most obnoxious or nonsensical things we can think of while naming our weapons in POR and RD.My favorite weapon name, though, is my black axe, simply shortened to "Blaxe." BLADE... LAZER.... ... ... BLAZER. haha! Dodgeball ftw! (I should name a weapon Meshelle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliban of Sycorax Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I repeatedly play Oliver's theme (Power-Hungry Fool/Oliver's Fall) for 5 minutes before advancing on Dialogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Arc Chaos Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Every time someone attacks Nolan I always say "Nolan gonna have ta smack a bitch?" Those are fighting words. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sage Knight Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Whenever Zihark is attacked, I say "You gon' be Krahizzled." That's because I always forge a sword called Krahiz and make it purple. You get an ice cream cake if you figure out why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrra Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I think that Meg secretly knows a martial art called "The Iron Cow" And for some reason, I always support Ike and soren and they always get that ending... And when they do I always yell "GAY. SOREN'S THE WIFE IS TEH SECRET ENDING." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donatello Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I think that Meg secretly knows a martial art called "The Iron Cow" And for some reason, I always support Ike and soren and they always get that ending... And when they do I always yell "GAY. SOREN'S THE WIFE IS TEH SECRET ENDING." Does it involve getting doubled by tigers? ( referring to Meg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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