Garland Chaos Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 And then Sain and Alec, the two womanizing green cavaliers, met. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 They both spotted Fiora, and they fight to the death which one is more worthy of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Then Chad came in and stole Fiora away, leaving the cavaliers confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Meanwhile in Daein; there's a sparkle party wherein everyone dressed up as very KAWAII-DESU maids all because of Micaiah's lame as hell decree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Volke uses his stealth powers to poison Micaiah's drink, at what for him was an incredibly low fee. He just had to stand still and no one noticed him add the poison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBrand Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Sothe then takes the drink away from Micaiah and sips it just to be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 And he dies via poison that causes explosion. The explosion send Micaiah into a coma, and there was much rejoicing among the people of Daein, and indeed the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 And then the moon from Major's Mask came and crushed Daein into pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Then Matthew Patrick used his theorization, rendering the moons effect naught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 But then Seth used his super-amazing broken stat powers to send the moon back to whence it came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Naut Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Suddenly, Valter came out of nowhere and got a 1% Pierce crit on Seth, causing him to explode! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 But Anna the RNG goddess wouldn't have that, so she rewound time and made it so that Valter missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Now Valter wasn't having that shit, so he gathered a small army that killed Anna and Deadpool broke the fourth wall, deleted her code, and this rendered her unable to be revived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) Outraged, the developers decided to nerf Valter's stats to what they are today, utter shit. Edited December 31, 2013 by GarlandDaHero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 So they all have Valter a bunch of stat boosters, returning him to normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 But then Galzus murdered Valter with his broken stats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 And...no one really cared. Life, for that moment, went on without to much happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 But then Cath learned that, as of FE7, she could promote to Assassin, so she killed everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Then the writers sat down without drugs, looked at this and went, 'this is dumb.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Then Marisa Kirisame stole borrowed the script and wrote danmaku into the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 So I was hired by the writers to get the story back through any amount of violence necessary. As a curious individual I read a few notes from the shadows and came out saying, "who's Danmaku?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Marisa said, "Danmaku is a bunch of bullets on the screen, and you gotta dodge them or else you die!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland Chaos Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 And then Virion dragged Marisa to his mansion and made her compliment him forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 And I was confused, so I snagged the story as brought it back to the writers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Meanwhile, Farina stole all the money from the Hakurei Shrine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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